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"Jericho" Long Live the Mayor (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Heather Lisinski: I don't think this is such a good idea.

Jake Green: No choice.

Heather Lisinski: Well, then, at least let me do some work on the car.

Jake Green: There's no time, I have to go now. Wha-wait, you said it was sturdy.

Heather Lisinski: Well sturdy yeah but what if you need to out run something?

Jake Green: Why, how fast will it go?

Heather Lisinski: I don't know, 30, maybe 40 miles an hour- best case, down hill- and not for very long. See this is what I'm saying. Maybe you should go on horseback.

Jake Green: A horse is slower than that.

Heather Lisinski: A horse is less likely to explode.

Jake Green: I'll take my chances.

Heather Lisinski: Ok, well then at least open her up easy, make sure you have enough car left in case you need to ask for a lot in a hurry. And remember, the gas tank on the thing is on the left hand side, so if somebody decides to start *shooting* at you, make sure it's not on that side.

Jake Green: Ok, anything else?

[she looks worriedly at him, then kisses him]

Heather Lisinski: Come back in one piece.

[he chuckles]

Jake Green: I will, I promise.

[pause. She still has her arms around him]

Heather Lisinski: I-I thought you were gonna go.

Jake Green: I'm waiting on Eric.

Heather Lisinski: Oh.

[she pulls away]

Heather Lisinski: Um, watch out for giant irradiated ants out there.

[he laughs]

Jake Green: Always do.

[uncomfortably]

Heather Lisinski: Ooook.

[she leaves while Jake stares after her]

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Mimi Clark: I found some stale cornflakes in the pantry and since no one else seemed to be eating them...

Stanley Richmond: Oh well knock yourself out here you want a little milk with those?

[pours some milk into her bowl from the pale he just brought in]

Stanley Richmond: There ya go.

Mimi Clark: [taking a bite] Ew. It's still warm.

Stanley Richmond: Yeah it was even warmer when it was in the cow ten minutes ago.

Mimi Clark: And that will do it for the cornflakes. You did that on purpose didn't you?

Stanley Richmond: Yes I did.

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Jake Green: Mallow cups.

[snaps fingers]

Jake Green: That's what they were called.

Eric Green: God I loved those.

Jake Green: They were the best. I always got so much more candy than you remember?

Eric Green: Cause you cheated! You'd trick or treat the whole neighborhood in one costume and then you'd go do it again in another.

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Jake Green: Emily

Emily Sullivan: Why are you talking to him?

Jake Green: It's ok. It doesn't have anything to do with you.

Emily Sullivan: He's my father, it has everything to do with me.

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Jake Green: That's my car.

Jonah Prowse: You left it out there.

Jake Green: Yeah but it was destroyed.

Jonah Prowse: Lovingly restored. I told you there was a lot of good stuff on the roads. This one I didn't even have to fight for. Besides, she was mine first.

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Eric Green: Uhh what the hell. Is that what we're driving?

Jake Green: Yeah, I mean it's not actually a... Yeah.

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Emily Sullivan: [to Jonah] You wanted to talk. Let's talk.

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Jimmy: Ooh. You scared me. That's a good ghost!

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Gray Anderson: Are you going somewhere?

Eric Green: My father needs medication, stuff we don't have in town. Me and Jake are going to Rogue River to find it.

Gray Anderson: Are you sure thats a good idea?

Eric Green: Not really.

Gray Anderson: You be careful out there. You don't stop for anything. You don't even slow down. I mean it.

Eric Green: We'll be back before morning. Do you mind keeping an eye on things here?

Gray Anderson: Of course, don't worry about it.

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Gail Green: We'll be back before morning. Do you mind keeping an eye on things here?

Johnston Green: What?

Gail Green: You were cooling your thermometer in that glass of water. Weren't you?

Johnston Green: No I wasn't. Fine, so what if I was, I'm tired of being sick.

Gail Green: You have a temperature of 350 degrees. You are going to rest. You are going to take the pills that April gave you. You are going to admire this ridiculous pumpkin with me and then we are going to try and eat the pumpkin together because we use every part of the buffalo in this house. Is that understood?

Johnston Green: Most of it.

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Skylar Stevens: Please tell me that's diet.

Dale Turner: Cream soda.

Skylar Stevens: There used to be a whole case of diet here! Gracie promised that she would hold on to it for me.

Gracie Leigh: Not to worry dear. I tucked it away when we agreed on the price.

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Jake Green: Hello, Jonah.

Jonah Prowse: Jake. Been a long time.

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Stanley Richmond: Oh, I see you're awake, must be noon.

Mimi Clark: I've been up for a while. Hey, close the front door. What, were you born in a barn? Were you born in a barn?

Stanley Richmond: Almost a week you've been here and that joke's not getting any funnier.

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Dale Turner: Hey, did you hear?

Skylar Stevens: Hear what?

Dale Turner: Mr. Anderson's back, he says New York is still there.

Skylar Stevens: New York? My parents.

Dale Turner: They might be okay.

Skylar Stevens: My parents.

[cries and hugs Dale]

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Jake Green: I can talk to Jonah.

Gray Anderson: You can talk to Jonah? Find him - ...

Jake Green: He lived up to his end of the deal.

Gray Anderson: And why the hell are you protecting this guy?

Jake Green: I'm protecting this town. He can get things we're gonna need.

Gray Anderson: What can he get?

Jake Green: He can get food; he can get gas, he can get ammo. Could you get that stuff if we needed it tomorrow? Could you? 'Cause he can. We'll do this my way now.

[takes gun away from Gray]

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Jonah Prowse: I want to talk to Emily.

Jake Green: She doesn't want to see you.

Jonah Prowse: She blames me for Chris's death. Things might be different if she knew whose fault it really was.

Jake Green: I didn't send him on that job, all right, you did. I tried to talk him out of it.

Jonah Prowse: He needed a lookout; someone to watch his back. You left him alone

Jake Green: A lookout? He needed a father.

Jonah Prowse: All right. Maybe it is time Emily learns the truth about what you did.

Jake Green: I told her. I told her, I told her everything.

Jonah Prowse: Did she forgive you?

Jake Green: No.

Jonah Prowse: Neither do I. Get her to see me, or I'll do business wherever the hell I please.

Jake Green: I can't.

Jonah Prowse: Then I guess we don't have a deal.

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