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My Soul to Take (2010) Poster

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Bug: I am the condor. The Keeper of the Souls. I eat death for breakfast. I live in a house of blood and I accept that. That's all a man can do. I was ready to be arrested that night. I wasn't ready for what happened instead. Leah had told them everything and I was celebrated as a hero. Alex Dunkelman killed his stepfather, a cop, a mother, and five of the Riverton Seven. And I alone had stopped him from killing more. I didn't feel like a hero at all. But if it makes Riverton feel safe at night, I'll fake that I'm their hero. And I'll fake it good. Alex wouldn't have it any other way.

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Penelope: [about the Reaper] Pray for our souls, Bug. He's coming.

Bug: Jesus?

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Bug: I'm scared.

Alex: We're sixteen, Bug. Like it or not, we're men now.

Bug: I don't feel like a man!

Alex: No one does, that's why you gotta fake it.

Bug: Fake being a man to be a man?

Alex: That's the way it works. You can't run, you have to face your fear like a man.

Bug: Even though I'm not a man?

Alex: Because you're not a man. Listen, the better you fake it, the better man you are.

Bug: Just fake it.

Alex: Fake it good. Like if you're scared, act like you don't give a shit, or if somebody hurts you, say, "Thank you very much, that felt wonderful."

Bug: [practicing] Thanks, Brandon, that-I can't raise my arm, feels good.

Alex: Yeah, there you go.

Bug: Is that all you got, Brandon? I mean... I feel downright... cheated!

Alex: I'm amazed that you're getting this so quick, it's tricky stuff.

Bug: I was faking what I did.

Alex: You were?

Bug: [nods] Completely.

Alex: Yeah, but you were faking it good.

Bug: I was?

Alex: Abso-fuckin'-lutely. You now have permission to shave.

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The Ripper: Fear Ye, The Ripper!

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Alex: [Bug stabs him, killing the Ripper personality] I thought that guy would never leave.

Bug: Alex?

Alex: Where's the biggest knife in the kitchen?

Bug: Where it needs to be.

[pulls the knife out]

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Alex: Say, "Thanks, Fang, that felt great."

Bug: I'd be lying.

Alex: That's the point.

Bug: Thanks, Fang, that felt great.

Alex: That felt *fucking* great!

Bug: That's a bad word.

Alex: You bet. Makes things good.

Bug: Everything's backwards with you.

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Bug: Do you think I'm a monkey, Alex?

Alex: Have you killed people, Bug?

Bug: Not that I can remember.

Alex: Well I can't remember buying you bananas, either.

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Abel: [in The Ripper's voice] Abel's not here, anymore.

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Abel: [as The Ripper, points a gun at a paramedic] This is for you, you cunt!

Paterson: [Patterson shoots Abel] That's for shut the fuck up.

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Penelope: If things get too hot, just turn on the prayer conditioning.

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Brandon: [on cell phone] Brittany, look, I know you're there. I can hear you walking. I understand that you don't want to talk. I probably disgust you. It's okay. I disgust myself sometimes. I know I'm a pig. I can't help it. No, pigs are nicer. Actually, I'm just what you said. I'm a fucking crotch dog. I'm sorry.

The Ripper: [the Ripper's voice appears on the other line] It's too late to be sorry.

Brandon: Who is this?

The Ripper: Someone from your past. You wouldn't remember.

Brandon: Put Brittany on, please.

The Ripper: She's not here.

Brandon: Well, where is she?

The Ripper: Where you're going to go.

Brandon: I'm gonna go to the church.

The Ripper: No, you're not.

Brandon: What do you mean, "No, I'm not?"

The Ripper: Think hotter.

Brandon: Miami?

The Ripper: Try hell!

[the Ripper appears behind him]

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The Ripper: [the Ripper stabs Brandon in the stomach] Anybody you want to say goodbye to?

Brandon: My unborn child.

The Ripper: Fuck your fucking unborn child. Now where'd I leave your bitch?

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Alex: Condor?

Bug: Crow.

Alex: It's all right, Bug. Feels great.

Bug: Feels fucking great.

Alex: Fucking great.

[dies]

Bug: Fly now. I know you're up there, and I know we're down here.

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Bug: Just because you were out there doesn't mean you were spying.

Alex: I was spying.

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Alex: The fish stinks from the head.

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Penelope: What men will do to you in prison is nothing compared to what demons will do to you in hell, on beds of fire, for all eternity.

Brandon: I'm gonna get you for this, Penelope.

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Alex: [Brandon has punched him] Thanks, Brandon. That felt good.

Brandon: Asswipe.

Alex: Not as good as your mother felt last night, though.

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Fang: Happy birthday, insect.

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Alex: [regarding a large bag] What the fuck is that?

Bug: Sock puppet.

Alex: On steroids?

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Brittany: How 'bout I have my dog bite it off and bury it in my backyard?

Brandon: How big is your backyard?

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Bug: Now we're all gonna die and it's my fault.

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Alex: They will come for you with torches.

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Alex: [after being pressured by Alex to swear, Bug says "fuck" nearly every line] Enough with the fucks!

Bug: You say fuck.

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May: Just because Leah says mean things doesn't make them so.

Bug: What if they are so?

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Bug: I know you're not my mother.

May: Bug, I'm so sorry, I never meant...

Bug: I hope you know something, too.

May: What?

Bug: That you are my mom. That one you're stuck with, like it or not.

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Bug: I wished I could take back what I did today, and make you proud of me.

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Penelope: Please remember, You put the apple and the snake in one small garden.

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Alex: [to Bug] If you're not innocent any more, that's okay.

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Penelope: We're all doomed, Bug. It's the human condition.

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Alex: No, it's not okay, what I did. It's not okay for everybody to be killing each other all the time.

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Paterson: What did your grandmother say?

Jeanne-Baptiste: What?

Paterson: Did she tell you not to worry if somebody you thought was dead just might come back alive? If he was evil enough?

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Fang: Wake up and smell the Starbucks.

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Bug: That puppet was scary.

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Brandon: Bug takes a little longer 'cause he's a little slower.

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Fang: Brandon would enjoy Hell.

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Alex: You're a condor. You eat death for breakfast. Remember that.

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Fang: Take a look in the mirror Bug

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Fang: Do you know who your daddy was?

Bug: May told me that he loved us very much.

Fang: Yes, but who was he?

Bug: I don't know. He died in a car accident

Fang: On the way to the hospital while she was giving birth to you.

[sarcastically]

Fang: What a sad and lovely story. Do you ever wonder why May doesn't talk about him or why there are no single fucking pictures of him in this house?

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Bug: Well, maybe it was just too painful .

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