- Ross Ewich: You know, I've been thinking...
- Christine McGlade: Yeah, Ross? Gee, that's not like you.
- Ross Ewich: Watch it!
- Narrator: The Six Million Dollar Man Rusts to Bits will not be shown at this time in order that we may bring you the following boring exercise program.
- Jono Gebert: [returning to the dungeon with Nasti] Look, next time do me a favor. If you want to use my ball-and-chain for bowling, undo it from my leg. Going down the alley was one thing, but coming back in that ball return... oh, boy, that was a night.
- Tanya King: Hey, Rodney, when kids play hockey, why do they have to wear basket cages over their faces?
- Rodney Helal: Oh, that is to stop them form biting each other.
- Mike Lyon: There's only one thing stopping me from being on the hockey team.
- Tanya King: Oh, yeah? What's that?
- Mike Lyon: The coach.
- Rodney Helal: [doing homework] If a tub is being filled from two taps, one flowing at 15 liters a minute and the other flowing at 8 liters a minute, and the tub holds 230 liters, how long would it take to fill that tub?
- Lance Prevort: No, no, Rodney, please. You-you know I can't do those, uh, complicated new math problems. You KNOW that.
- Rodney Helal: Okay, then, Dad, if a WINE VAT was being filled with WINE from two WINE glasses, one flowing at 15 liters a minute and the other flowing at 8 liters a minute, how long would it take to fill that wine vat?
- Lance Prevort: Now, there... Now, THAT is a good question. Ten. Ten minutes.