Ugly Betty (TV Series)

Fey's Sleigh Ride (2006)

Mark Indelicato: Justin Suarez

Quotes 

• Marc St. James : Nice vest!

  Justin Suarez : Ralph Lauren, we got it half price because there is a small hole but you can't even see it.

  Marc St. James : So, the kids at school, do they like it?

  Justin Suarez : No. They don't really get me.

  Marc St. James : A word of advice, be who you are, wear what you want, just learn how to run real fast.

• Betty Suarez : Oh, look, here's some of my friends.

  Amanda Tanen : Just because we're sharing an elevator, doesn't mean we're friends.

  Betty Suarez : Marc, Amanda, this is uh, Justin.

  Marc St. James : Oh, so that's pregnancy weight!

  [Amanda laughs] 

  Betty Suarez : Um, no, he's my nephew.

  Justin Suarez : [looks down at Amanda's shoes]  OH MY GOD! Manolo Blahniks Spring 2004!

  Marc St. James : [gasps]  Wearing two-year-old shoes! Even I didn't catch that.

  [to Betty] 

  Marc St. James : Definitely not your son.

• Justin Suarez : Oh my god! It's just like Top Model, except no one's crying.