Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Who's Vod Kanockers (2006)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : [Berta reaches for the ringing phone]  If that's a bookie or a woman, you know what to say.

  Berta : Harper residence... Sorry, he's dead.

  [hangs up the phone] 

  Berta : Interesting. No one ever calls back to find out where to send flowers.

  Jake Harper : Touché!