Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Who's Vod Kanockers (2006)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
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Quotes
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Jake Harper : If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with only one leg work at?
Jake Harper : I-Hop!
Charlie Harper : [Chuckling] Where tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning!
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Steven Tyler : [to Charlie, who's picking a fight over Tyler's voice exercises] Let's see what you got, jingle balls!
Charlie Harper : Okay. I'm going to rip off your big, fat lips and use them to kiss my ass!
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Rose : Boy, you look like hell.
Charlie Harper : That's strange. I feel like crap.
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Charlie Harper : [Berta reaches for the ringing phone] If that's a bookie or a woman, you know what to say.
Berta : Harper residence... Sorry, he's dead.
[hangs up the phone]
Berta : Interesting. No one ever calls back to find out where to send flowers.
Jake Harper : Touché!
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Charlie Harper : Feelings are like your mother's breasts: you know where they are, but they're best left unfelt.