[Lucas walks into the kitchen, where Karen and Whitey already has taken seats]
Lucas Scott: If you're having an intervention, you can have my heart pills.
Intervention woman: Listen, the first step is to admit that you have a problem.
Deb Scott: Oh, shove it up your ass, I know I'm an addict. Spend a week with these people - you will be too.
Haley James Scott: Nathan bought a motorcycle.
Brooke Davis: Well, Rachel...
Brooke Davis: thinks I should have an abortion.
Haley James Scott: OK. Yours is worse.
Deb Scott: You invited Dan to my intervention?
Intervention woman: Everyone important in your live must be here, united against your addiction.
Deb Scott: So you got four people, including my sociopath ex-husband, well yeah... I have a problem, alright.
Brooke Davis: Okay, Shelley, I understand that in your world everything is black and white but real life is just a little more complicated.
Shelley Simon: Complicated as in you-don't-want-to-get-too-fat-to-fit-into-your-prom-dress?
Brooke Davis: Shelley, I hate to break it to you but you're either a virgin or you're not, and a pledge does not a broken hymen mend. Sorry.
Lucas Scott: [discussing Brooke's alleged pregnancy] Brook, this is my decision too.
Brooke Davis: Really? As though you're the only guy I've ever slept with.