Pam Beesly: I have this little vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that can be manager.
Dwight Schrute: Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.
[the people at the Stamford branch are playing a computer game]
Josh Porter: This is not working, okay? We are getting slaughtered out there.
Andy: It's the new guy.
Jim Halpert: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know what we're talking about.
Andy: See what I mean?
Josh Porter: We just need a strategy, okay? We're gonna set up a trap in the gunroom. All right? Jim, are you using the MP40 or .44?
Jim Halpert: Sniper rifle?
[Andy and Josh gets upset]
Josh Porter: [shouting] Snipe...
Andy: [shouting] What? Are you playing for the other team?
Josh Porter: [shouting] Jim! In Carentan? You don't snipe in Carentan, okay?
Andy: [shouting] It's saboteur! Saboteur!
Josh Porter: Andy, it's not...
Andy: I'm gonna kill you for real. This game, the game is over. I'm really going to shoot you.
Michael Scott: [to Dwight] No, seriously, you should have an M&M, they're really good.
Andy Bernard: [after Jim had just killed him in "Call of Duty"] Why did you do that?
Jim Halpert: I'm just killing Germans any way I can.
Andy Bernard: We're on the German team. Shoot the British.
Jim Halpert: [to Karen] Wait, are we playing teams?
Michael Scott: [Michael reveals that he knew about Dwight's meeting with Jan after Dwight badmouthed his Sebring] I know, Dwight, I know. I know, I know.
Dwight Schrute: You know what?
Michael Scott: Jan told me about your little meeting.
Dwight Schrute: No.
Michael Scott: I know what you did.
Dwight Schrute: [voice wavering as he thinks it's partially a result of his comments toward Michael's Sebring] You... The Sebring's cool...
Michael Scott: I made the whole thing up, Dwight!
Dwight Schrute: It's cool, the Sebring's cool...
Michael Scott: Oh, do you? Do you like it?
Dwight Schrute: ...And has a cassette and a CD.
[Dwight continues backing away from Michael scared]