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Jake: Four more books for my report. Research sure is hard work, but with this many books, I'm a shoo-in for an A-plus-plus-plus.

Adam: Then you'd better get cracking. That report isn't going to write itself.

Jake: Oh, yeah? How would you know? Come on, report, write yourself. Write yourself. Write yourself!

Adam: I recommend actually reading the book. That may help.

Jake: Oh, that may help, all right. Help me fall asleep.

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Mrs.Tusk: Ooh, looky here! A present.

[Opens present]

Mrs.Tusk: Oh, not again! PU!

[Throws away present]

Adam: Geez, what did you get her?

Mr. Hornbill: Rhino pie. I made it myself.

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Mrs.Tusk: My name is *Mrs.* Tusk. Hear me now! Mrs.! Okay? I'm spoken for, ya crazy fool!

Mr. Hornbill: If you're married, where's your ring?

Mrs.Tusk: What are you, a wisenheimer? There's no place for a ring on these fat, fingerless mitts.

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Jake: Well, I learned an important lesson from this whole experience.

Adam: What's that?

Jake: Whipped cream doesn't make rhino pie taste any better.

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Adam: What just happened?

Jake: What do you mean? A one-ton rhino just got beaten by an eight-ounce frog. Where were you the last thirty seconds?

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