P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] Trust me, there are plenty of people who do not deserve superstar treatment, but for some reason, we still treat them like gods.
Jack Briscoe: Come on, Hernando, quit bein' a tough guy. Ya gotta give me somethin' to work with, amigo, unless you want me to write a column about your god-awful taste in music.
P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] And that's another thing about superstars. They get to act any way they want and we just have to sit there and take it.
P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] And why is it that superstars feel like they're invited to absolutely everything?
Andy Franklin: Some of us are interested in culture, and some of us wear t-shirts from eighth grade.
Stephanie Layne: Being a perfect ten must be a full-time job, don't you think?
Kenny Morittori: She is the hottest chick he's ever gonna date.
P.J. Franklin: [to Stephanie as Andy yells at a televised football game] You see, the coach can actually hear him through the TV.