Scrubs (TV Series)
My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby (2006)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Quotes
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Dr. Kim Briggs : J.D., we have to talk about all of our pregnancy options, even if they make us uncomfortable- There's one way of dealing with this that no one's mentioned yet... the "A" word.
J.D. : I know.
[as Kim speaks too]
J.D. : Appletinis.
Dr. Kim Briggs : [as J.D. Speaks too] Abortion... what?
J.D. : I though that we could discuss abortion over Appletinis.
Nurse Laverne Roberts : Did somebody just say "abortion"?
Dr. Kim Briggs : Laverne, with all due respect, this is none of your business... or Jesus'.
Nurse Laverne Roberts : [puts a Jesus statue on the counter] I believe he would beg to differ...
[J.D.' fantasy starts]
Jesus : She's right, J.D., every life is precious.
J.D. : But what if having this baby is a huge mistake for us?
Jesus : [sighs tiredly, massages his own eyes and stretches from stress] OK... I'm gonna make this real simple: no abortion, OK?
J.D. : But what if...
Jesus : [in a high-pitched voice] No abortions...
J.D. : Let me finish... what if the parents were, like, abusive drug-addicts who would neglect their kid?
Jesus : Oh, well, in that case it'd be OK.
J.D. : Really?
Jesus : No abortions! How are you not getting this?
[J.D.'s fantasy ends]