- Dave Graham: You're not gonna shoot him again, are you?
- Vicki Nelson, Mike Celluci: That was an accident.
- Mohadevan: [at the police morgue] Solving this young fellow's murder is all that's important now.
- Vicki Nelson: Amen to that. Whoever did this did not care about the extra marks for neatness.
- Mohadevan: Please, not in front of the client.
- Vicki Nelson: I don't think he'll mind.
- Mohadevan: Oh, just because he's dead doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings. Most are more sensitive than the living.
- Mike Celluci: [after Vicki misses catching a tossed fortune cookie] Nice catch.
- Vicki Nelson: Clearly, I need more beer.
- [first lines]
- Vicki Nelson: Hi, mom. Yeah, my date ended early so I thought I'd give you a call. Mom, with you, if it ends too late, I'm going too fast, if it ends too early, I've driven him away. You know what? We just didn't fit, okay?
- [long pause]
- Vicki Nelson: No, I did not hit him.
- Henry Fitzroy: You will not remember what happened tonight but you will remember there are bigger predators than you out there. You will not do this again.
- Vicki Nelson: Mike, come on, how many cases have we solved over beer and bad Chinese?
- [pause]
- Vicki Nelson: Oh, I get it. You're doing Chinese with somebody else, aren't you?
- [mock gasps]
- Vicki Nelson: It's Dave, isn't it?
- Mike Celluci: Yes, good old Dave. You've found me out.
- Kate Lam: Who are you to talk, Dave? Your third marriage is on its last legs.
- Mike Celluci: Yep.
- Dave Graham: My-my girlfriend's not too happy, either.