After Bart has been seduced by a violent army recruitment video into pre-enrolling when he leaves school,Marge sends Homer to the army base to sort things out but he ends up enlisting himself. Too stupid for frontline infantry he has to play the part of a fugitive enemy in a destructive manoeuvre which severely damages the town as a gung-ho army colonel orders his capture and hunts him down. Fortunately Marge has a plan to beat the colonel at his own (war) game. Written by
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Did You Know?
Bart's chalkboard message "We are not all naked under our clothes." See more
Right after the Army finds boot prints, tanks run over the boot prints, but they stay visible and aren't covered by tank tracks. See more
Ordinarily, I would spend the next two hours questioning your sexuality, running down your hometowns and telling you to drop and give me various numbers.
Are you gonna ask us our major malfunctions? 'Cause mine is I care too much.
Unfortunately, the demand for troops has never been higher, so we've got to speed things up. While you've been standing here, your hair's been cut and your clothes have been replaced with army fatigues.
References Full Metal Jacket