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(TV Series)

(2006)

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P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] All relationships need to be managed, and everybody needs a little coaching. And just like in baseball, every manager has a different style.

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Brendan Dorff: So, uh, so now that we know what everybody's doin' on Friday night, what's everybody doin' on Sunday.

P.J. Franklin: [scoffs] Not fallin' for THAT one.

Mike Callahan: No.

Brendan Dorff: For what?

P.J. Franklin: For, "Hey, what's everybody doing?" That question is loaded and you know it. If we say we're doing "nothing," then we got no excuse to back out when you want us to do something lame.

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P.J. Franklin: All right, fine, we'll do it, but this is IT, okay? No more helping each other move anymore - just like how we agreed not to pick each other up from the airport.

Kenny Morittori: Yeah, just like how we all agreed not to lend Mike money anymore.

Mike Callahan: Whoa, when did we agree that?

P.J. Franklin: I don't know but I am IN!

Mike Callahan: No, you're out!

Bobby Newman: New rule! New rule!

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Stephanie Layne: I'm fasting.

Kenny Morittori: Trying to lose weight?

Stephanie Layne: [testily] No, Kenny. You know what? This may come as a surprise to you, but the path to mental and physical enlightenment is not paved in your nacho con carne. Excuse me.

Kenny Morittori: [calling after Stephanie] Because your ass looks good.

P.J. Franklin: Wow, you really have a way with the ladies.

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Mike Callahan: [about Kenny's forthcoming date] So, uh, what are the plans?

Kenny Morittori: Well, I thought we'd go to dinner and then drinks someplace after?

Mike Callahan: Just remember - less dinner, more drinks.

Kenny Morittori: Right. Chloroform, THEN duct tape.

Mike Callahan: Whatever it takes.

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[Wanting some quiet at home, PJ finds that Andy has invited some of his friends into her apartment]

Andy Franklin: I-I j... I just felt it was my duty to share my freedom with some guys in the same boat as me.

P.J. Franklin: No, that is really sweet of you... and me.

Andy Franklin: It's like I'm a shepherd leading my flock out to have a little fun before they're brought back to slaughter.

P.J. Franklin: Oh, well, when you put it that way, go enjoy yourself.

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Mike Callahan: Kenny, why aren't you wearin' what you wore last night?

Kenny Morittori: 'Cause I'm not disgusting?

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Kenny Morittori: Get off my back. Let me handle things my way.

Mike Callahan: If you'd listen to me, SHE'D be handling your things.

Kenny Morittori: Dude.

Mike Callahan: You know what I mean?

Kenny Morittori: I do, which is why I went "Dude."

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P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] In sports, coaches and managers help players navigate the game. In life, your friends and family fill that role; because, when it comes down to it, in the heat of the moment, managing one's self is never as easy as it sounds.

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