Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
The Axeman Cometh (2007)
John Nettles: DCI Tom Barnaby
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Quotes
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DCI Tom Barnaby : How old do you think I am?
DS Ben Jones : I don't know. I've done speed-dating, not carbon dating.
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DCI Tom Barnaby : Jones, this is Detective Inspector Jenkins. I was to him what you are to me.
D.I. Owen Jenkins : Bloody useless.
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DCI Tom Barnaby : [to Gary] Could I speak to you alone, please?
James Hobson : Mr Cooper prefers me to be present.
DCI Tom Barnaby : Let me rephrase that. Could I speak to you alone, please? Either here or at the station; I'm not fussed.
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DCI Tom Barnaby : Another thing Owen told me: never expose yourself until you've confirmed the relative positions of your arse and your elbow.
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DCI Tom Barnaby : He wants control. Create enough fear and offer salvation and you have the soul of your man in the palm of your hand, don't you?
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DCI Tom Barnaby : I used to be in a group.
Jack 'Axeman' McKinley : There's always someone in every pub who used to be in a group.
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Desmond Harcourt : Well, very tragic, anyone's death, but well, you know, you reap as you sow.
DCI Tom Barnaby : You mean if you're a musician, you should be murdered?
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DS Ben Jones : They don't really get the respect thing, do they?
DCI Tom Barnaby : No, they don't.
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DCI Tom Barnaby : And I presume you have other similarly covered pillows, do you?
Gary Cooper : Yeah, all over the house in case I go walkabout in the night.
DCI Tom Barnaby : Why would you do that?
Gary Cooper : Because I can.
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[last lines]
Jack 'Axeman' McKinley : They don't even care. Like you don't care. Morality, redemption, nah. Not on your beat, huh? Not on your beat.
DCI Tom Barnaby : Shall we go?