Trick 'r Treat (2007)
Billy: Daddy! I'm back from Trick or Treating!
Steven: Billy- shh! Please, be quiet.
Steven: Because you'll bother the neighbors, now go watch 'Charlie Brown' and I'll be in in a minute.
Billy: Charlie Brown's an asshole!
Steven: Billy Wilkins! Language.
Steven: Wait. There's another tradition.
[looks at Charlie]
Steven: Always check your candy.
Chip: You must really like Halloween.
Rhonda: You mean Samhain?
Rhonda: Samhain, also known as All Hallows' Eve, also known as Halloween. Pre-dating Christianity, the Celtic holiday was celebrated on the one night between autumn and winter when the barrier between the living and the dead was thinnest, and often involved rituals that included human sacrifice.
Rhonda: I like your eye patch.
Mr. Kreeg: Who the hell is that? I've got an NRA membership in my pocket, and a shotgun over the fireplace, so get outta here before I...
Steven: It's me, Mr Kreeg. Steven, Steven Wilkins.
Mr. Kreeg: What in God's name are you doing down there Wilkins? Hiding Bodies?
Mr. Kreeg: What did you say?
Steven: Nothing, the uh, septic tank is acting up.
Mr. Kreeg: Is that what that smell is?
Steven: I'm afraid so.
Mr. Kreeg: Then fix it, it stinks like a dead whore out here.
Mr. Kreeg: And keep your kid out of my yard.
Steven: Happy Halloween!
Mr. Kreeg: Screw you!
Emma: [Sarcastically] This was a great idea honey. Really. It's just magical. It makes me wish every night was Halloween.
Henry: I'm sorry Em. Wait, wait, not yet.
Henry: You're supposed to keep it lit.
Henry: Ancient tradition?
Emma: Henry, it's Halloween, not Hanukkah. Baby, I'm lit and you're lit.
Henry: But honey...
Emma: But our little friend here? His night's over.
[Blows out jack-o-lantern]
Henry: You know, there are rules, you should be more careful. You might upset someone.
Emma: Oh please, who?
Schrader: It was just a prank. A bad prank.
Macy: I thought it was a pretty good one.
Schrader: Shut up!
Laurie: *Fangs come out* My my. What big eyes you have.
Sara: You are so full of shit.
Macy: Then I guess you won't mind being first!
Sara: First what?
Sara: Eight jack-o-lanterns, eight victims. So we're gonna place these jack-o-lanterns down by the lake as an offering to those who died.
Chip: Oh, ok
Laurie: I am not wearing this! Its too small, my tits keep popping out.
Danielle: Thats the idea.
Laurie: I dont know why we drove out here when there are perfectly good guys in the city.
Janet: Fresh meat.
Maria: Its what we do every Halloween Laurie.
Laurie: Whatever happened to Trick or Treating?
Janet: Last year we were in Tampa.
Maria: And we went as sailors.
Danielle: No Janet, Tampa was two years ago, I remember because you puked doing a guy in his pickup truck.
Janet: I ate some bad Mexican, and it was a jeep.
Danielle: Last year was San Diego, we dressed as sailors and ended up with sailors.
Janet: Yeah, and Maria's sailor- was a girl.
Maria: So what, she had a nice ass, it all tastes the same to me anyway.
Sara: That bus is around here somewhere. I think it's over here.
Schrader: Over where? I can't see shit in this fog. Think I found a dead retard.
Macy: That's me asshole.
Schrader: Like I said.
Macy: Both of you shut up and keep looking.
Schrader: There's something moving by that rock.
Macy: I can't see.
Sara: Jesus, what is that?
Sara: Help me!
Macy: Sara! Where's Sara? Run!
Schrader: There's nowhere to go!
Chip: Up! I wanna go back up!