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Whitey: It's three o'clock, man. We're supposed to be at my uncle's now. We're not there, Jimmy.

Jimmy Donnelly: Kevin never showed up with the money?

Whitey: No! I'm at the Firecracker by myself. You're not there, Kevin's not there, just that idiot with the small brush! He says you're out buying a jukebox.

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Jimmy Donnelly: [to Whitey] That means his gonna wanna kill us.

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[last lines]

Tommy Donnelly: [to Jenny] It's okay.

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[first lines]

Joey Ice Cream: [narrating] Everyone knows that Kevin Donnelly has never been lucky.

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Detective McCarthy: Tell us about Robert Kelly.

Joey Ice Cream: Who?

Detective McCarthy: Bob The Mouth.

Joey Ice Cream: Never heard of him. But I gotta tell you, you gotta feel for a guy unlucky enough to get tagged with a name like that.

Detective McCarthy: You wanna know what unlucky is? How a guy can fall off his chair like the one you're sittin' in and break his neck!

Joey Ice Cream: You know, I suddenly remember the fellow you're talking about.

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Joey Ice Cream: Actually it's a lucky thing we stumbled into the extortion business because the book making business was about to hit a bump.

Detective McCarthy: Stop right there. What does any of this have to do with Kelly?

Joey Ice Cream: Bob the Mouth?

Detective McCarthy: Yeah.

Joey Ice Cream: Oh, well, all of that started with Kevin.

Detective McCarthy: Kevin? Kevin Donnelly?

Joey Ice Cream: Yes, Kevin Donnelly. Who are we talking about here?

[gives the officer a funny look]

Joey Ice Cream: .

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Michael: [talking to Tommy about the money Kevin owes him] You wanna know why I never went after him?

Tommy Donnelly: Because then me and my brothers would go after you.

Michael: I don't loan money to nobody I can't beat up.

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Jimmy Donnelly: [Jimmy and Joey begin to paint the Firecracker] What color is that?

Joey Ice Cream: Green.

Whitey: Jimmy?

Jimmy Donnelly: We didn't want green, we want clover.

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Whitey: [talking to Jimmy about how Kevin screwed up.] I know he's your brother, but just for a second you should forget that and look at him for the whack job that he is.

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Bob The Mouth: How late are you going to be with my money?

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Jimmy Donnelly: [talking about Kevin failing to collect debts] I don't know what he did, or how he did it, but Kevin screwed up.

Tommy Donnelly: There's a twist.

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Joey Ice Cream: [voice over narration] An old Irish blessing says: Where ever you go, may the luck of Irish go with you. Father Dufelt hated old Irish sayings almost as much as he hated people asking him for favors.

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Ray: [to Alo] I hate golf, I rather play sports.

Alo: [greets Nicky] Look at the mug on you.

[to Ray]

Alo: What you should've done was whack him in the back of the head.

Ray: [to Nicky] How ya doing, shovel-head?

Alo: I hope you learned a lesson.

Nicky Cottero: Yeah, tempered steel to the back of the head usually does the trick.

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Alo: So here's what I need you to. Go make peace with the Irish, like I asked. Then get the money they owe me. You think you can do that?

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Nicky Cottero: I'll do whatever you need me to do. I don't know how to make this Dokey change his mind through.

Alo: Just go talk to him. I got a feeling he'll be a little more approachable.

Nicky Cottero: Alright.

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Tommy Donnelly: [Kevin hits a guy who owes them money] What do you have to hit him for, Kevin?

Kevin Donnelly: That's what you do, Tommy. I don't know what to tell ya. What, do you think he's just gonna give us the money?

[scoffs at Tommy]

Kevin Donnelly: What universe do you live in?

[kicks the guy again]

Tommy Donnelly: Kevin!

Kevin Donnelly: Tommy, what do you want from me!?

[the guy hands over the money]

Kevin Donnelly: See?

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Jimmy Donnelly: [about Joey's painting] Do the job right or don't do it at all.

Joey Ice Cream: Can I not do it at all? Is that a real option?

Jimmy Donnelly: Shut up!

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Joey Ice Cream: [narrating] Nobody ever understood why Kevin thought he was lucky. I mean, we all just thought he was crazy, but like most crazy things, there was a reason for it.

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Tommy Donnelly: [to Kevin] I don't know anything about horses, but I know. For a lucky guy, Kevin, you're the worst gambler in the world.

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Kevin Donnelly: [to the female gambler pleading with him not to take her money] Don't cry. That's not fair. We didn't make the bet. You did.

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Derek 'Dokey' Farrell: [to his nephew, Matthew, explaining the battle between Napolean and the Duke of Wellington] Napoleon lost a whole empire in one battle because he didn't see a rainstorm coming. You always gotta look out for the thing that you don't know.

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Nicky Cottero: I made a mistake. I should've never talked about business the day you buried your brother. Alright, I was wrong. And if I insulted you, I apologize. I'm just here to make things right.

Derek 'Dokey' Farrell: Yeah, well whacking my guys didn't help too much, did it?

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Bob The Mouth: [Whitey is told to kill Jimmy but is reluctant to] If he doesn't have the money, while I have a reasoning with him, you stick something like this in his back.

Whitey: Uncle Bob, can I say something?

Bob The Mouth: No! Just do as I say or I'll kill you both.

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Sean Donnelly: Come on Kevin, have a little pride this is the family business here.

Kevin Donnelly: Crime is the family business Shawn, this is just a staging area.

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