Whitey: It's three o'clock, man. We're supposed to be at my uncle's now. We're not there, Jimmy.
Jimmy Donnelly: Kevin never showed up with the money?
Whitey: No! I'm at the Firecracker by myself. You're not there, Kevin's not there, just that idiot with the small brush! He says you're out buying a jukebox.
Joey Ice Cream: [narrating] Everyone knows that Kevin Donnelly has never been lucky.
Detective McCarthy: Tell us about Robert Kelly.
Joey Ice Cream: Who?
Detective McCarthy: Bob The Mouth.
Joey Ice Cream: Never heard of him. But I gotta tell you, you gotta feel for a guy unlucky enough to get tagged with a name like that.
Detective McCarthy: You wanna know what unlucky is? How a guy can fall off his chair like the one you're sittin' in and break his neck!
Joey Ice Cream: You know, I suddenly remember the fellow you're talking about.
Joey Ice Cream: Actually it's a lucky thing we stumbled into the extortion business because the book making business was about to hit a bump.
Detective McCarthy: Stop right there. What does any of this have to do with Kelly?
Joey Ice Cream: Bob the Mouth?
Detective McCarthy: Yeah.
Joey Ice Cream: Oh, well, all of that started with Kevin.
Detective McCarthy: Kevin? Kevin Donnelly?
Joey Ice Cream: Yes, Kevin Donnelly. Who are we talking about here?
[gives the officer a funny look]
Michael: [talking to Tommy about the money Kevin owes him] You wanna know why I never went after him?
Tommy Donnelly: Because then me and my brothers would go after you.
Michael: I don't loan money to nobody I can't beat up.
Jimmy Donnelly: [Jimmy and Joey begin to paint the Firecracker] What color is that?
Joey Ice Cream: Green.
Jimmy Donnelly: We didn't want green, we want clover.
Whitey: [talking to Jimmy about how Kevin screwed up.] I know he's your brother, but just for a second you should forget that and look at him for the whack job that he is.
Bob The Mouth: How late are you going to be with my money?
Jimmy Donnelly: [talking about Kevin failing to collect debts] I don't know what he did, or how he did it, but Kevin screwed up.
Tommy Donnelly: There's a twist.
Joey Ice Cream: [voice over narration] An old Irish blessing says: Where ever you go, may the luck of Irish go with you. Father Dufelt hated old Irish sayings almost as much as he hated people asking him for favors.
Ray: [to Alo] I hate golf, I rather play sports.
Alo: [greets Nicky] Look at the mug on you.
Alo: What you should've done was whack him in the back of the head.
Ray: [to Nicky] How ya doing, shovel-head?
Alo: I hope you learned a lesson.
Nicky Cottero: Yeah, tempered steel to the back of the head usually does the trick.
Alo: So here's what I need you to. Go make peace with the Irish, like I asked. Then get the money they owe me. You think you can do that?
Nicky Cottero: I'll do whatever you need me to do. I don't know how to make this Dokey change his mind through.
Alo: Just go talk to him. I got a feeling he'll be a little more approachable.
Nicky Cottero: Alright.
Tommy Donnelly: [Kevin hits a guy who owes them money] What do you have to hit him for, Kevin?
Kevin Donnelly: That's what you do, Tommy. I don't know what to tell ya. What, do you think he's just gonna give us the money?
[scoffs at Tommy]
Kevin Donnelly: What universe do you live in?
[kicks the guy again]
Tommy Donnelly: Kevin!
Kevin Donnelly: Tommy, what do you want from me!?
[the guy hands over the money]
Kevin Donnelly: See?
Jimmy Donnelly: [about Joey's painting] Do the job right or don't do it at all.
Joey Ice Cream: Can I not do it at all? Is that a real option?
Jimmy Donnelly: Shut up!
Joey Ice Cream: [narrating] Nobody ever understood why Kevin thought he was lucky. I mean, we all just thought he was crazy, but like most crazy things, there was a reason for it.
Tommy Donnelly: [to Kevin] I don't know anything about horses, but I know. For a lucky guy, Kevin, you're the worst gambler in the world.
Kevin Donnelly: [to the female gambler pleading with him not to take her money] Don't cry. That's not fair. We didn't make the bet. You did.
Derek 'Dokey' Farrell: [to his nephew, Matthew, explaining the battle between Napolean and the Duke of Wellington] Napoleon lost a whole empire in one battle because he didn't see a rainstorm coming. You always gotta look out for the thing that you don't know.
Nicky Cottero: I made a mistake. I should've never talked about business the day you buried your brother. Alright, I was wrong. And if I insulted you, I apologize. I'm just here to make things right.
Derek 'Dokey' Farrell: Yeah, well whacking my guys didn't help too much, did it?
Bob The Mouth: [Whitey is told to kill Jimmy but is reluctant to] If he doesn't have the money, while I have a reasoning with him, you stick something like this in his back.
Whitey: Uncle Bob, can I say something?
Bob The Mouth: No! Just do as I say or I'll kill you both.