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Assmonster: The Making of a Horror Movie (2006)

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This is a comedy about a guy who watches an awful DVDr that was made by one of those fake directors who sell their crap at horror conventions and decides that he too will make a bad movie and sell it for $30 a copy.

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Bill
Frederic W. Barnes ...
Lou Siffer (as Fred Barnes)
Ed Bowkey ...
Ed the Evil Boyfriend
Steve Nebesni ...
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Parker Weller ...
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George Fisher ...
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Martha Kloskowsi ...
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Bill's Girlfriend
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Rocco Martone ...
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J.T. Petty ...
Himself
Craig Pillard ...
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This is a comedy about a guy who watches an awful DVDr that was made by one of those fake directors who sell their crap at horror conventions and decides that he too will make a bad movie and sell it for $30 a copy.

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Hilarious!
6 June 2008 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I saw this at Rock and Shock last year, and I loved it. I laughed, and laughed...and laughed. The plot is this guy is given a movie to review, and it is a movie that is sold at horror conventions for $30. So, the guy decides he'd make his own movie and sell it for $30 at conventions. The movie: Well, the same as the title. About a guy who likes people's butts. Things go wrong, and hilarious things happen. The movie was done on a very low budget, but it's extremely well done and funny. The acting is kind of bad, but it works well, and it has plenty of naked women! The director is a real nice guy too, my friends and I were chillin with him at Pizza Uno. See this movie if you get the chance!


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