[
from trailer]
[
stopping a car before throwing the man out]
Rick O'Connell:
Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose.
[
from trailer]
[
upon seeing an army of the undead]
Rick O'Connell:
So these are the good undead guys, right?
[
from trailer]
Jonathan Carnahan:
I hate mummies. They never play fair.
[
from trailer]
Alex O'Connell:
Good going dad. You've raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements.
[
from trailer]
Zijuan:
[
about Han] When the emperor built the great wall, he buried his enemies underneath it. I will call them to battle once more.
Mad Dog Maguire:
I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any.
[
laughs]
Rick O'Connell:
[
laughs] Why am I laughing?
[
from trailer]
Jonathan Carnahan:
[
to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!
Rick O'Connell:
Here we go again!
Evelyn O'Connell:
[
speaking of Rick fishing] At least you've got a hobby that doesn't involve guns.
[
takes a bite of the fish]
Mad Dog Maguire:
[
seeing a dragon flying below them] Rick, should I give up drinking?
Rick O'Connell:
No.
Rick O'Connell:
I. Really. Hate. Mummies.
Evelyn O'Connell:
I think the feeling is mutual.
Jonathan Carnahan:
Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!
Evelyn O'Connell:
What is that god awful smell?
Jonathan Carnahan:
[
covered in puke] The Yak yakked.
Jonathan Carnahan:
You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch.
Jonathan Carnahan:
Die you mummy bastards. Die.
Mad Dog Maguire:
There is no call for bad language.
Rick O'Connell:
I've put down more mummies in my time.
Alex O'Connell:
[
scoffs] *One* mummy.
Rick O'Connell:
Same mummy. *Twice*!
Jonathan Carnahan:
[
during a chase scene] Where's Rick?!
Evelyn O'Connell:
Where do you think?!
Jonathan Carnahan:
[
about Lin] She speaks Yeti?!
Woman in Bookstore:
[
This dialog - in an apparent nod and wink to the change of actress for the character from prior films in "The Mummy" series - accompanies the first appearance of Evelyn O'Connell] Mrs. O'Connell, is it true that the Scarlet O' Kiefe character is based on you?
Evelyn O'Connell:
No. I can honestly say she is a completely different person.
[
... as the camera reveals her face to show that it is Maria Bello - not Rachel Weisz - playing the role]
Alex O'Connell:
When I saw you lying there Dad, I've never been so scared in my life.
Rick O'Connell:
That makes two of us.
Alex O'Connell:
You're not supposed to die. I mean you're Richard O'Connell, right? You get beat up, you get tossed around, but you're always standing there in the end. I never really thought of the world with out you.
Mad Dog Maguire:
When this is over, me and my boys get free drinks!
Jonathan Carnahan:
You can have the whole damn bar! I'm getting the hell out of China!
Lin:
I'll go after the Emperor.
Alex O'Connell:
Trust me, I've got a little more experience with mummies.
Lin:
[
Pulling out a dagger] And I have the only weapon that can kill him!
Alex O'Connell:
Okay, I'll cover you! Let's go!
Jonathan Carnahan:
Here's to you, princess! And Imhotep. May the bugger actually stay dead!
Jonathan Carnahan:
[
Trying to get Alex away from Mad Dog's girl] Alex, that woman is a tomb in which many pharaohs have laid in.
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