- Margaret 'Maddie' Keller: [to Ian] It's ridiculous to let your niece down just because you think you can't dance. Jake, sing something.
- Jake Donovan: [raps loudly] Mah bitch don't know 'cause she kinda slow, money don't grow on the trees, you ho! Woman, get a JOB!
- [everyone stares in horror]
- Jake Donovan: What? It's a song!