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"NCIS" Singled Out (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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[McGee's complaining about Tony calling him "Probie."]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: McGee, how long have I been an agent?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, about 16 years.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Want to take a wild guess what my first partner still calls me?

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[Abby and McGee are asleep at their computers]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [whispers in Abby's ear] Your computer's on fire.

Abby Sciuto: [wakes up and starts typing furiously] McGee, my baby's french-frying!

Special Agent Timothy McGee: [wakes up and starts typing] Checking internal core temperature!

[after a few seconds, they both turns around]

Abby Sciuto: That is so not funny, Gibbs!

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Abby Sciuto: Is it just me or is he acting like a...

Officer Ziva David: Snitch?

Abby Sciuto: Close enough. It must be that damn mustache.

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[McGee is messing around with a software program that predicts the features of a couple's child. He combines Tony and Ziva]

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Guys, meet your love child.

[He produces a picture of a rather ugly baby. Ziva laughs, then shares a look with Tony]

Officer Ziva DavidSpecial Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [together] Do Gibbs and the Director!

[Then we see the combination of the two, which to their surprise is a good one]

Officer Ziva David: Now that's not a bad combination.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Even with Gibbs as a father, I'd date her.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering] Never more than once, DiNozzo.

[Abby enters and sees the picture]

Abby Sciuto: Aw, you and the Director make nice Gibbets, Gibbs.

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Officer Ziva David: [getting worked up about Tony's recent behavior] Because you have been whining like a little snitch all week!

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Uh, I believe the term is "bitch".

Officer Ziva David: I know! I was just being polite.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What's with Gibbs' moustache?

Officer Ziva David: I think it makes him look dignified.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: But it isn't Gibbs.

Officer Ziva David: Well, Tony, people change!

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: *People* change. Gibbs... doesn't.

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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: You should be proud of him.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: DiNozzo?

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: When you left there were some rocky moments. He really held the team together.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It's what I trained him to do.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I just think you should know he excelled at it.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Then give him his own team Jen.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: You think he's ready?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I wouldn't have quit if he wasn't.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: You should tell him that.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh trust me, when DiNozzo thinks he's ready for his own team, you'll know about it. Hell, the whole world will know about it!

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Via radio from MTAC to Ziva at the speed dating event] And do turn up the charm, Ziva David. You're a geek, not mentally deranged.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Don't apologize, DiNozzo.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Right. Sign of weakness.

Officer Ziva David: Not to mention, annoying.

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Officer Ziva David: [to a suspect who has grabbed her butt] Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it!

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[a witness has given a not-very-helpful description of a suspect]

Officer Ziva David: Not good enough. You grabbed my ass, Cal!

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[about the speed-dating event]

Calvin Hopper: Well, the first night, I struck out...

Officer Ziva David: [deadpan] Shocking.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: [to Tony] Is there a reason you're gearing up?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What's my motto, McGee?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Never date a woman that eats more than you do.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ha Ha well that's true but always be prepared.

[Tony whispers]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Bat signal may fly at any moment.

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Justin Ferris: Look, I'm not a kidnapper!

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No... you're just a dirtbag who ran away and left a woman to die.

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Officer Ziva David: [On her first speed date] I like computers. And, that stuff... you do... with the yarn.

Larry West: Knitting?

Officer Ziva David: Yes!

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