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The Washingtonians 

A family man unearths an old letter, claiming that historical figure George Washington was a cannibal, and that a colonial-era reenactment group may be upholding that way of life.

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Caroline Carter ...
Hitch Hiker
Julia Tortolano ...
Amy Franks
Venus Terzo ...
Pam Franks
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Samuel Madison III
Esme Lambert ...
Nancy Arnold
Abraham Jedidiah ...
Jared Barkish
Patrick Keating ...
Minister
Wendy Morrow Donaldson ...
Chubby Waitress (as Wendy Donaldson)
Nathan Clark ...
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Brian Jensen ...
Joel Wirkkunen ...
Washingtonian #1
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Washingtonian #2
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Washingtonian #3
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Following the death of his elderly grandmother, Mike Franks travels with his wife Pam and 10-year-old daughter Amy to his grandmother's old house where he accidentally finds an old letter hidden behind a portrait of George Washington. A morbid letter supposedly written by Washington about killing and eating children. In trying to verify the authenticity of the letter, Mike becomes the target of 'the Washingtonians'; a secret society of various and powerful people who protect the secret life of the 'Father of the Country', and whom, like Washington... are cannibals. Written by Anonymous

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28 January 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

If you like 747-sized plot holes, incredibly bad acting and worse writing than grade 4 fan fiction, step right up. This episode has no redeeming qualities other than the actual plot summary, which could have been the summary for an interesting episode in the hands of competent people. Competence was out with the flu this week, however.

On the whole, this season has sucked. There were a few good episodes, but so far the majority are below par, especially when compared with the mostly great first season. "The Washingtonians" is by far the worst episode of this season and it would not surprise me if the series goes no farther.


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