So, you got a Green Beret, a Navy Seal, and a sister from Brooklyn. The general hands each of them a gun and says, 'Your spouse is seated next door, in a room, in a chair. In order to pass this test, you must go inside and kill 'em.' Immediately the Green Beret says, 'No, sir. I could never kill my wife! I just can't do it.' The general looks at him and says, 'You know what? You ain't got what it takes. Take your wife and go on home.' Navy Seal then heads in. Five minutes later, ...