- Susan Vandom: How's your dinner, Will?
- Will Vandom: Awkward. Like tonight.
- Susan Vandom: Enough! You've turned this evening into a choice between the red wire and the blue. Touch the wrong one, and Will goes ballistic!
- [Will throws her pizza down]
- Dean Collins: Boom.
- Will Vandom: If I make things so unpleasant, why work so hard to bring me here!
- Susan Vandom: Since you're here, why work so hard to make things so unpleasant!
- Dean Collins: You two are really more alike than you think.
- [Will and Susan glare at him]
- Dean Collins: [quickly] Which was meant as a compliment!