Goofy: Here's your doggy bag, Miss DeVil.
Cruella De Vil: Forget the bag.
[eyeing a frightened Pluto]
Cruella De Vil: I'll take the doggy!
Timon: Waiter, there's a fly in my friend's soup! I want one too! Hey, Simba, what did you get in your soup?
Simba: [sigh] Rafiki.
Mike: Transportation for the House of Mouse courtesy of..."Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo Limo Service". You'll have a ball in one of our magically-mobile vegetables: the classic pumpkin, the luxury town-gourd and the extravagant stretch-watermelon. "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" - home by midnight or the ride is free. Some limos may contain seeds.
Pete: Everybody out!
Mickey Mouse: Show's not over yet, Pete!
Pete: What show? You've got no cartoons and that stage is deader than the Haunted Mansion!
[camera pans over to the stage, where we see the Hitchhiking Ghosts from Disneyland's "Haunted Mansion" attraction sticking out their thumbs]
Mickey Mouse: he Beast, Aladdin & Jasmine and, oh, I see the 3 Little Pigs are in the house! Hey, Lumiere, thanks for being MY guest!
Pete: This isn't MY rope! I don't even KNOW Horace Horsecollar!
Horace Horsecollar: Hey Pete.
Pete: Oh, hey Horace.
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Mickey Mouse: Goofy, you're talkin' through the wrong end of the phone again!
Mickey Mouse: Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse Rules: No smoking. No villainous schemes. And no guests eating other guests.
Mickey Mouse: Tonight, we have a show that won't be forgotten.
[spotlight goes out; audience gasps]
Mickey Mouse: Unlike our electric bill.