Beverly Barlowe: Looks like the men are trying to save us. We may be in here for a while.
Marshall Jack Carter: You wanted *me* to be happy, because I was gonna leave. Huh? Just like Fargo left you and, uh, B.R.A.D. got left before that and whatever the hell it was before that.
Douglas Fargo: It was a war game simulation program.
S.A.R.A.H.: Shall we play a game?
Marshall Jack Carter: No!
Allison Blake: No!
S.A.R.A.H.: I was thinking, Sheriff, if you both would like take another sick day, we could spend some quality time together.
S.A.R.A.H.: [closed caption's version of previous line] Pardon me for interrupting, but I thought you might be interested in watching a new episode of Dr. Phil, which starts in five minutes.
Marshall Jack Carter: Oh, look at the time.
Zoe Carter: Uh, I gotta get ready for school.
Marshall Jack Carter: Gotta go to work.
S.A.R.A.H.: Perhaps we could play a board game. Or watch a movie.
S.A.R.A.H.: [closed caption's version of line] "Has Technology Splintered the American Family?" Hello? Hello-oo?
S.A.R.A.H.: Hello? Hello-oo?