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"Eureka" H.O.U.S.E. Rules (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Beverly Barlowe: Looks like the men are trying to save us. We may be in here for a while.

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Marshall Jack Carter: How is that not a force field?

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Marshall Jack Carter: You wanted *me* to be happy, because I was gonna leave. Huh? Just like Fargo left you and, uh, B.R.A.D. got left before that and whatever the hell it was before that.

Douglas Fargo: It was a war game simulation program.

S.A.R.A.H.: Shall we play a game?

Marshall Jack Carter: No!

Douglas FargoBeverly BarloweHenry DeaconNathan Stark: No!

Allison Blake: No!

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[last lines]

S.A.R.A.H.: I was thinking, Sheriff, if you both would like take another sick day, we could spend some quality time together.

S.A.R.A.H.: [closed caption's version of previous line] Pardon me for interrupting, but I thought you might be interested in watching a new episode of Dr. Phil, which starts in five minutes.

Marshall Jack Carter: Oh, look at the time.

Zoe Carter: Uh, I gotta get ready for school.

Marshall Jack Carter: Gotta go to work.

S.A.R.A.H.: Perhaps we could play a board game. Or watch a movie.

S.A.R.A.H.: [closed caption's version of line] "Has Technology Splintered the American Family?" Hello? Hello-oo?

S.A.R.A.H.: Hello? Hello-oo?

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Douglas Fargo: When, uh, I'm stressed, my subtext comes out as text.

Marshall Jack Carter: Fargo, do you want me to duct tape shut your mouth?

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