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Contour (2006)

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After blowing a big time heist, thug-for-hire Law, must resume his day job as a shady San Francisco tour guide. Before he knows it, Law and his unsuspecting group of tourists are in a race ... See full summary »

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Ed Kahana ...
Alfonso de la Rosario
Andy Leung ...
Lei Tak
Tyler Wang ...
Renee Wilder
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Ticker
Ray Carbonel ...
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Stephen Reedy ...
Tuoc
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Ferdinand de la Rosario
Donovan McKendrick ...
Chris
Jesse Traugott ...
Queen de la Rosario
Vlad Rimburg ...
Marty
Troy Carbonel ...
Thug Leader
Tracy Butcher ...
Alex
Keith Carter ...
Stitch
Nick Mastroianni ...
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After blowing a big time heist, thug-for-hire Law, must resume his day job as a shady San Francisco tour guide. Before he knows it, Law and his unsuspecting group of tourists are in a race against time to recover a tape that will recue the politically unstable country of Uruvia. Filled with quirky characters, mad cap comedy and hard-hitting martial arts comes the most fun movie since Rumble in the Bronx! Written by Anonymous

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A Tour that will leave you Black and Blue

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Action | Comedy | Crime

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Rated R for language
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30 July 2006 (USA)  »

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Director and star Eric Jacobus carried his laptop, camera, and hard drive with him at all times during production. Unemployed at the time, he slept on floors and edited the previous day's footage the following mornings. See more »

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Tuoc: Your aim suck!
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High School Drama Team
17 November 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This movie is horrendous. Decent fight scenes or not, the acting is REALLY bad, like you can tell they're reading their lines from a card. With painful line delivery by everyone in the cast. Think watching a high school play and cringing at the obvious lack of smoothness in the actor's interactions (weird pauses between different character's lines, combined with hurried line delivery by others). If the movie were all action, this might be forgivable, but a lot of the movie includes plot set-up and Family Guy style, irreverent cut aways (Oh, wow, are they badly done). I'm assuming they were attempting to be funny with these, but it again came off as a bunch of high-schoolers/ college entry students goofing off for the afternoon trying to set up a funny Youtube clip.

Now to the fight scenes. They're not too bad, considering the level of quality seen everywhere else in the film. Nothing great either, certainly not anywhere near the same level as other posters have stated (Nothing like Drunken Master). The fights have an overly staged feel, with LOTS of cuts to different angles with blatantly different positions by those involved.

In sum, the only reason to watch this movie is if you were one of the guy's friends involved with this very, very cheap production. Which guy you may ask? Oh, the same guy who wrote, directed, produced AND stared in this Middle School masterpiece.


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