[using a bad French accent]
Himself - Host: Tonight, I would like to tell you a fairy tale called, "Golilocks and the Three Bears". It is called a fairy tale because each of the three bears has a furry tail.
[concluding his tale of the French "Golilocks and the Three Bears]
Himself - Host: What can we learn from that? If you have an experience, you should be able to learn. That is important and in this story, there is a lesson for all Frenchmen. You see, in Paris, it is perfecty all right to be three bear, but if your are too bare, you get arrested.