Private Gold 81: Porn Wars - Episode 1 (2006) (V)

User Rating:

6.2/10   

Director:

Kovi

Writer:

Andrew Curtis (writer)

Release Date:

4 September 2006 (USA)

Genre:

Sci-Fi | Adult

Tagline:

Cum Join The Force!

Plot:

In a galaxy far, far away, war has struck and darkness is pervading. The good guys, the Jodi warriors...

Plot Keywords:

Sex | Anal Sex | Oral Sex | Double Penetration | Star Wars Spoof

Cast

Tera Bond	...	Traley Sommersaid
Mya Diamond	...	Gracery Knighly
Victoria Swinger	...	Dart Forsennt
Nikki Rider	...	Shyla Harthly
Liz Honey	...	Croonly Sertsome
Sandra Parker	...	Doren Twylight
Antonio Ross	...	Sonnen Lightside
Horst Baron	...	Klanz
Lauro de Giotto	...	Cloneel Hays
The Drifter	...	Jodi warrior

Country:

Sweden

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Certification:

USA:X | Australia:X (2006) | UK:R18 | UK:18 (softcore version)

Filming Locations:

Hungary

Company:

Fraserside Holdings Ltd.

Movie Connections:

Spoofs Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

"Star Wars" Lesbian Fantasy

*** This comment may contain spoilers ***

For quite some time (since I was probably thirteen or fourteen) I've wanted to see a "Star Wars" lesbian sex scene. I can't tell you exactly why this is, just that I've always liked lesbians and I've always liked "Star Wars" and those worlds collided in my head while I was going through puberty. Since that time, I've read fem-slash "Star Wars" fan fiction, I've perused explicit fan art and I've rented adult film rip-offs. None have been exactly what I've wanted. There was a "Star Wars" anime porn rip-off a few years ago that was *okay* but nothing very inspiring. All that has now been forgiven because we have "Porn Wars: Episode One." This film, from the wonderful people at Private, has amazing special effects, an actual story (a rarity in modern porn) and, best of all, a spectacular lesbian scene. There's only one lesbian scene, unfortunately, but it's great. The reasons why it works so well are three-fold: 1) The set and costumes are perfect, with a very "Star Wars" feel to them 2) The women seem really into each and there's a fair amount of kissing and making out (another rarity in lesbian porn scenes) and 3) It has Mya Diamond in it. Mya is perfect as a "Star Wars" heroine and she's just about the hottest woman in porn currently working. Her face is beautiful - gorgeous, even - but also (and here's the important part) *interesting*. She doesn't really look like your average porn star and that's makes the scene that much more exciting. The rest of the film is pretty good: the sex scenes are, for the most part, varied and exciting, the action sequences are pretty cool (for porn) and the story is a fairly good rip-off of "Star Wars" (certainly on the same level as some of those cheap Italian "Star Wars" knock-offs in the early 80s.) The best part of it all: this is only the first episode of three. I say bring 'em on, Private...and include at least one more lesbian scene in each part. Thanks a bunch.