Lynette Scavo:
Parker, hey, where's your uniform? You've got your game in an hour.
Parker Scavo:
No I don't, I quit.
Lynette Scavo:
What?
Parker Scavo:
I hate baseball! Daddy said I don't have to play it anymore.
Lynette Scavo:
Well daddy should've checked with mommy so she could have a chance to tell him why he's wrong. Hey, you're playing!
Parker Scavo:
But mom, I suck! Everybody says so! That's why they made up a fake position for me!
Lynette Scavo:
It's not fake. There's not a team I know that can get along without their back-up far right fielder! OK, come on, let's go practice.
Parker Scavo:
[
disgrunteled] Ohh!
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