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(2006 Video Game)

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Stewie Griffin: [upon seeing Peter's destroyed satellite dish] God, it looks like an Iraqi trailer park.

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[Carter and some cops bust into the Griffin House]

Carter Pewterschmidt: I knew it! Arrest that dog! He violated my restraining order and inpregnanted Seabreeze!

Brian Griffin: What? No I didn't!

Carter Pewterschmidt: [Carter pulls out money and bribes both cops] He's lying! And he's not caucasian!

[the cops proceed to beat up Brian]

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[the PTV satellite gets blown up]

Peter Griffin: Hey! Keep it down up there! If that's Meg or some kind of squirrel, I'm gonna get my shotgun!

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Brian Griffin: I'm not the father, Joe!

Joe Swanson: Unless you can prove that Brian, we gotta lock you up.

[Brian and Joe stop at a speedbump]

Joe Swanson: Dammit a speed bump. Who's the wise guy that put this speed bump here? It's not funny! Horowitz I'm looking at you! Yeah! Oh, laugh it up guys! This is in poor taste!

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Peter Griffin: Nice try, Belvedere! Thinks he can just take me out with one of his brainwashed henchman disguised as a nurse! Well it's going to take a lot more then that to keep me from getting back Lois and Brian and Chris and Stewie and... and um... damn. Um... I wanna say... I wanna say Russ?

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Peter Griffin: [while Bertram and Stewie are fighting on the roof] What the hell is that? If that's some kind of squirrel or Meg, I'm getting my shotgun.

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Stewie Griffin: Bertram's obviously been planning this attack for sometime, but what's his master plan? I must find out! Therefore I have no choice, but to shrink myself down, and infiltrate his lair within the fat man's testicles. Gross.

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Brian Griffin: [reading a video game magazine] Huh... hidden pornographic scene viewable by pressing up, up, down, down, left.

[pauses, then continues reading]

Brian Griffin: Horny gamers believe anything.

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Cop: Who's rules should I play by? Aw, heck. I'll just play by my own rules.

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Cop: You know, only wimps call for back up.

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Brian Griffin: [upon seeing the interrogation room flooded, chuckles] Looks like someone needs to clean out the aquarium.

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Brian Griffin: Still at it here, huh?

Peter Griffin: I have a responsibility to my PTV viewers, Brian. And nothing says viewers, like a five day, non-stop Mr. Belvedere marathon!

Brian Griffin: I gotta say, I never really cared for that show, kind of put out a weird vibe.

Peter Griffin: Shh, shh! I think this is the one where Mr. Belvedere sits on his own nuts!

Brian Griffin: And there's the weird vibe.

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Stewie Griffin: I'll go Black Hawk Down on the helicopter.

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