Robert Hughes: Martin Kelly

Quotes 

• Jenny Kelly : Miss Laurence says music is sexist.

  Martin Kelly : The closest Miss Laurence comes to music is when she plays the cannons in the 1812 Overture.

• Betty Wilson : I haven't shared a bath since I was a little girl.

  Martin Kelly : Yeah?

  Betty Wilson : Yeah, dad used to bath me and Terry together.

  Martin Kelly : Is Terry your brother?

  Betty Wilson : No, he's dad's Kelpie. Sometimes, he'd get really mad and say, "You shake water all over me, and I'll kick you right up the bum." He never said it to Terry, but.