Signing off as "Chuck Lords", Paul Thomas delivered a real .clunker to Vivid Video with this fake reality exercise. It amounts to an excuse for his flunky Shylar Cobi to ham it up as a sort of drugged out producer/production manager on a porn set for an hour and a half.
Whatever "inside stuff" was intended, this plays like amateur incompetence, with zero continuity, an insulting approach to Adult content in general, and obvious earning one's contracted paycheck without delivering.
So we have what looks like a nuclear family at the dinner table, with Alberto Rey and TJ Hart as parents, plus nubile Sativa Rose and way out-of-place Derrick as kids. But later on the improvised dialog refers to the foursome as "roommates".
The kids pretend to go off on their daily school or other rounds, but sneak back home for sex with the visiting Cobi-piloted porn talent. It's a case of shooting on location, a constant factor where I live (in Chelsea where "Law and Order" and other shows slip a flyer asking to rent our premises almost on a monthly basis) but in this case quite different in that Porn is the issue.
So Derrick pretends (sort of, as Cobi and others know he lives there) to be part of the crew, and takes leading lady Lexi Marie to the bathroom to apply a douche to her pussy as preparation. He's rewarded with sex by her, natch.
The jail-bait daughter gets a lecture on lighting for a porn scene by Chris Charming, cast as a crew member rather than himself, and soon they have sex on a couch, spotlighting his big dick.
MILF Hart humps porn stud Talon outside, earning the wrath of Cobi since Talon is supposed to be shooting a scene, not shooting his load on a civilian's belly.
Contradicting the minor set-up scenes, the family (or "roommates"?) returns home for dinner and Rey gets his rocks off with the makeup girl, not the real one named Molly (featured in the BTS short subject) but actress Harmony, who unprofessionally looks at the camera after receiving a facial (the porn kind, not the salon kind).
In a truly dumb fake-finale, Cobi gets the troops back to the business at hand but as PT regular Marcos Leon tries to hump star Lexi i turns out her pussy is too swollen from extracurricular activities so they're unable to finish the scene.
Two weeks later, or so the caption reads, Cobi reassembles a skeleton crew at what he claims is PT's home, so that Lexi and Leon can finish their scene. BFD.
Just one among hundreds of examples of how prolific and even esteemed pornographers (PT is among the best all-time) can pad their resume counts with ephemeral filler.
Whatever "inside stuff" was intended, this plays like amateur incompetence, with zero continuity, an insulting approach to Adult content in general, and obvious earning one's contracted paycheck without delivering.
So we have what looks like a nuclear family at the dinner table, with Alberto Rey and TJ Hart as parents, plus nubile Sativa Rose and way out-of-place Derrick as kids. But later on the improvised dialog refers to the foursome as "roommates".
The kids pretend to go off on their daily school or other rounds, but sneak back home for sex with the visiting Cobi-piloted porn talent. It's a case of shooting on location, a constant factor where I live (in Chelsea where "Law and Order" and other shows slip a flyer asking to rent our premises almost on a monthly basis) but in this case quite different in that Porn is the issue.
So Derrick pretends (sort of, as Cobi and others know he lives there) to be part of the crew, and takes leading lady Lexi Marie to the bathroom to apply a douche to her pussy as preparation. He's rewarded with sex by her, natch.
The jail-bait daughter gets a lecture on lighting for a porn scene by Chris Charming, cast as a crew member rather than himself, and soon they have sex on a couch, spotlighting his big dick.
MILF Hart humps porn stud Talon outside, earning the wrath of Cobi since Talon is supposed to be shooting a scene, not shooting his load on a civilian's belly.
Contradicting the minor set-up scenes, the family (or "roommates"?) returns home for dinner and Rey gets his rocks off with the makeup girl, not the real one named Molly (featured in the BTS short subject) but actress Harmony, who unprofessionally looks at the camera after receiving a facial (the porn kind, not the salon kind).
In a truly dumb fake-finale, Cobi gets the troops back to the business at hand but as PT regular Marcos Leon tries to hump star Lexi i turns out her pussy is too swollen from extracurricular activities so they're unable to finish the scene.
Two weeks later, or so the caption reads, Cobi reassembles a skeleton crew at what he claims is PT's home, so that Lexi and Leon can finish their scene. BFD.
Just one among hundreds of examples of how prolific and even esteemed pornographers (PT is among the best all-time) can pad their resume counts with ephemeral filler.