Official voice: Across the federation, federation experts agree that: A: God exists, B: He's on our side, C: He wants us to win.
Johnny Rico: You know what to do: Get in there and kill 'em all!
Johnny Rico: Are you ready for Marauder? Join the Mobile Infantry and see if you have what it takes to be a citizen.
Johnny Rico: See you on the bounce, trooper!
Link Manion: The sky marshall's coming here?
Johnny Rico: Ask him for an autograph, Lieutenant Manion, and I will have you shot.
Lola Beck: I'm heading for the Fleet marine lander. They've got weapons, and maybe even a com that works. And it's only a hundred klicks away.
Bull Brittles: Only a hundred klicks away? We ain't got rations for that.
Lola Beck: You're fat. You won't need any.
Lola Beck: We're fucked.
Jingo Ryan: Yeah. That's exactly what I've been saying.
Holly Little: You shouldn't talk like that. That's blasphemy.
Lola Beck: You're a goddamn flight attendant, so stow it.
[Slug removes his underwear revealing his privates]
Sunday: Hm. I guess that's why his mama called him Slug.
Johnny Rico: Can you walk soldier?
Pvt. Slug Skinner: Yes sir.
Johnny Rico: Good. Give us a hand. Pick up that arm and find out who it belongs to.
Pvt. Slug Skinner: Yes sir!
Bull Brittles: He thinks God is a Bug?
Lola Beck: He's got religion. Their religion.
Holly Little: Bug religion?
Bull Brittles: That's crazy.
Holly Little: That's blasphemy!
Bull Brittles: What do we do now?
Holly Little: Maybe we should kill him.
Lola Beck: Why, because he's crazy? Or he believes in God like you?
Holly Little: It's the wrong God!
Sgt. Kirby: You know what I think, Sir?
Johnny Rico: What's that, Sergeant?
Sgt. Kirby: I think it's a good day to die, Sir!
Johnny Rico: Outstanding!
Admiral Enolo Phid: The revival of religious worship here, and in the outer colonies, will not be tolerated if it leads to... sedition! Or in any way destabilizes our war effort.
Sky Marshal Omar Anoke: [to the God Bug] I have made this great journey. I have evolved. I have sacrificed *all* so that I may create with you a great peace. And they're fucking it up!
Admiral Enolo Phid: Look at him.
Admiral Enolo Phid: The most powerful man in the galaxy finds God, and what does he do?
Admiral Enolo Phid: Exactly what he's told.He's a Bug.
Admiral Enolo Phid: Doesn't think, doesn't protest, doesn't rebel.
Admiral Enolo Phid: That's the kind of attitude that wins wars.
Admiral Enolo Phid: You know, Dix... I think these Bugs are onto something.
Admiral Enolo Phid: This could just be the greatest weapon of them all.
Sky Marshal Omar Anoke: Lieutenant Manion, isn't it?
Link Manion: Yes, sir.
Sky Marshal Omar Anoke: Care to give me the post tour?
Link Manion: Me? I have all your songs, sir.