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"Rules of Engagement" Pilot (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Quotes

Jeff: She wanted to get a cat. I didn't want to get a cat. So we compromised and... got a cat.

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Russell: I do what I want, date who I want, and sleep with whoever will let me.

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Adam Rhodes: I proposed because I love her.

Russell: It's so gay.

Adam Rhodes: Being in love with a woman is gay?

Russell: No, but saying it out loud to another guy is.

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Jeff: $85 for skin cream?

Audrey Bingham: This stuff is amazing. This is it.

[pulls out the tiniest little jar of skin cream]

Jeff: $85 for that tiny jar? What's in it, $80?

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Russell Dunbar: When you're single, you're exactly as happy as you are. When You're marries, you can only be as happy as the least happy person in the relationship.

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Russell: I do, what I want. I date, who I want... And I sleep with... Whoever will let me.

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