- Butt-head: [the boys learn the woman posing as a prostitute is an undercover cop] So you mean you're just a cop?
- Undercover cop: Yes.
- Butt-head: If you're a cop why don't you get rid of this dork so we can get it on?
- Cop: Look, you're lucky you didn't get arrested.
- Beavis: Do they have any real prostitutes around here? 'Cause I still have a stiffy.