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Snakes on a Train (2006)

R | | Horror | Video 15 August 2006
A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several ... See full summary »

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Brujo (as Alby Castro)
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Alma
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Miguel
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Julio
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Crystal
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Summer (as Shannon Gayle)
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Martin
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Klara
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Lani
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Derek Osedach ...
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Juan
Jason S. Gray ...
Chico
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A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several confrontations on the train, Brujo's collection of snakes manage to separate themselves from their owner and go on the hunt. Whilst all this is happening, normal, everyday passengers are relaxing, what is unknown to them is that something deadly is heading their way, and that there is no way out. Written by Vampiric

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First planes... Now trains! See more »

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From Train to Dust  »

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$1,000,000 (estimated)
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The movie was released on August 15th, 2006 to capitalize on Snakes on a Plane (2006), which was released in the U.S. on August 18th, 2006. See more »

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Brujo: She has snakes!
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"No snakes were hurt during the production of this screenplay. Only a small child was, but it's cool." See more »

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References The Simpsons: Selma's Choice (1993) See more »

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Bloody Bill
Written by SKAG
Performed by SKAG
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8 April 2014 | by (the Draconian Swamp of Unholy Souls) – See all my reviews

The cover illustration isn't a lie, in fact. In case you've never witnessed a movie in which an entire train (and not a small one, I may add) gets eaten by a preposterously humongous and pathetic looking CGI snake, here's your chance! Before you experience this, however, you'll have to struggle yourself through one of the most miserable and embarrassing pieces of trash ever made. There honestly aren't any words to describe how awful "Snakes on a Train" actually is. The script doesn't contain any coherence or logical development, the characters (as well as the actors and actresses depicting them) are pitiable morons and the special effects & action sequences are amateurish beyond comprehension. A female Mexican refugee and her lover illegally board a train from El Paso to Los Angeles. The woman has been cursed by her family, however, and she constantly barfs up thick green pea soup with little serpents in it. She needs to keep the serpents with her in order to survive, but some of them nevertheless slither away to the next carriages. Then, for some inexplicable reason, the little black snakes mutate into various species of enormous colorful snakes and begin to feast on the rest of the passengers. This is embarrassing, bottom-of-the-barrel stuff, quickly made to cash in on the unexpected huge success of "Snakes on a Plane", and I'm pretty sure the Mallachi Brothers improvised the script as they went along filming this nonsense. The handful of characters (100 passengers, my ass… More like 12 to 15) don't have a clue what they're doing or saying and one of them even mistakes a giant snake for an iguana. And it's boring. Don't ask me how a shoestring-budgeted film revolving on snakes in an isolated setting manages to be boring, but it is. The last couple of minutes are fun, but only if you're severely intoxicated.


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