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Snakes on a Train (2006)

R | | Horror | Video 15 August 2006
A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several ... See full summary »

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Brujo (as Alby Castro)
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Alma
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Miguel
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Julio
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Crystal
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Summer (as Shannon Gayle)
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Conductor
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Martin
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Klara
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Lani
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Nancy
Derek Osedach ...
Mitch
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Juan
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Chico
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Dickie
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A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several confrontations on the train, Brujo's collection of snakes manage to separate themselves from their owner and go on the hunt. Whilst all this is happening, normal, everyday passengers are relaxing, what is unknown to them is that something deadly is heading their way, and that there is no way out. Written by Vampiric

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100 Trapped Passengers.. 3,000 Venomous Vipers! See more »

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From Train to Dust  »

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$1,000,000 (estimated)
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The movie was released on August 15th, 2006 to capitalize on Snakes on a Plane (2006), which was released in the U.S. on August 18th, 2006. See more »

Quotes

Juan: [to Alma] Pesos? Pesos are used to wipe your ass here, chica.
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"No snakes were hurt during the production of this screenplay. Only a small child was, but it's cool." See more »

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Referenced in Milf (2010) See more »

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Snakes in Hawaii
Written by Justin Kennedy
Performed by Army Navy
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Seriously lame like the movie MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.
21 November 2010 | by (South Africa) – See all my reviews

While I was watching SNAKES ON A TRAIN I found myself thinking on more than one occasion that this was seriously lame, the only other film I felt that way about was MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and that was lame, and when it came to the halfway mark I reckoned this is really getting annoying with this Mexican chic puking green goo and also a snake here and there and with her boyfriend reciting an incantation like "Walla Bella green buns, ditty bitty fish sticks and add some garlic." but when it reached the end I found myself sporting the people's eyebrow and going what the hell just happened here?.

I think I was less confused with PARANORMAL ACTIVITY than with this film, I've often wondered what was so scary about PA but now I find myself wondering who would green light something like this to go into production? I wonder if I send these people my own script if they'd turn it into a movie, if they reject it I could always sue them for discriminating between smart people and village idiots.

Overall, consider this this film a passer by, if you see it at your local DVD retail or rental shop feel free to pass it by.


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