Snakes on a Train (2006)

R  |  Video  |   |  Horror  |  15 August 2006 (USA)
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A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several ... See full summary »

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Brujo (as Alby Castro)
Julia Ruiz ...
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Summer (as Shannon Gayle)
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A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several confrontations on the train, Brujo's collection of snakes manage to separate themselves from their owner and go on the hunt. Whilst all this is happening, normal, everyday passengers are relaxing, what is unknown to them is that something deadly is heading their way, and that there is no way out. Written by Vampiric

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100 Trapped Passengers.. 3,000 Venomous Vipers! See more »

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Engineer: You got on the wrong train, Tarzan.
Brujo: This train must not stop!
Engineer: WRRRROOOONNGGGG!
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"No snakes were hurt during the production of this screenplay. Only a small child was, but it's cool." See more »

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Referenced in Lucas Bros Moving Co: Tales from the Hoodie (2014) See more »

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Manuer Spreader
Written by Scott Farr
Performed by Jazz Farm
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A movie that's worth the pain ...
18 December 2006 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

Can I just start by saying I'm a fan of bad movies. And this is a really bad movie. It states on the front 100 passengers, 3000 snakes, but I think it's more accurate to say 12 passengers and about 20 snakes.

The snakes don't do anything particularly interesting, the whole movie in fact just blunders on with little happening. Although there is occasionally a great gore shot of pulsating arms and green goo puke (bad movies have to have green goo don't they?).

But then the ending comes along and will quite literally smack you off you seat in hysteria. and for that, this movie gets a boost up to a 2* rating.

There are certain movies about in the world that you will want to show to your friends, just so you can watch there reaction when a certain event happens in them.

For example The arrival of 'Big Man' in R Kelly's 'trapped in the closet' 'The LINE' in 'Shark Attack 3' (you'll know it when you hear it) The arrival of the mama shark in 'Shark Attack 3' Almost every scene of 'troll 2' The ending of 'Dracula 3000' (just for utter disbelief and confusion) and the end of this movie proudly sits in this category. It's worth sitting through just for that. So get drunk, stoned, whatever your poison is and watch this movie with some mates.

Quite simply, if you like bad movies, get this, but don't get it confused with 'Snakes on a plane' ... there's no relation.

And don't pay more than a fiver for it either ....


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