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Jules: I need to say something. It's no big secret your mom and I are in hell right now, and... Bottom line is, marriage is hard. Its really fucking hard. Just two people slogging through the shit, year after year, getting older, changing. Its a fucking marathon, okay? So, sometimes, you know, you're together so long, that you just... You stop seeing the other person. You just see weird projections of your own junk. Instead of talking to each other, you go off the rails and act grubby and make stupid choices, which is what I did. And I feel sick about it because I love you guys, and I love your mom, and that's the truth. Sometimes you hurt the ones you love the most. I don't know why. You know, if I read more Russian novels, then... I just wanted to say how sorry I am for what I did. I hope you'll forgive me eventually. Thank you.

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Laser: I don't think you guys should break up.

Nic: No? Why's that?

Laser: I think you're too old.

Nic: [wryly] Thanks, Laser.

[Jules grins and puts a hand on Nic's knee, and Nic covers the hand with her own]

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Sasha: I'm just saying, the spermster's a hottie. Is he single?

Joni: Okay, first of all: Ew. And second, he's a really good person, so I prefer it if you didn't taint him with your "whore youth".

Sasha: Fair enough, hairy muff.

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Jules: ...marriage is hard... Just two people slogging through the shit, year after year, getting older, changing. It's a fucking marathon, okay? So, sometimes, you know, you're together for so long, that you just... You stop seeing the other person. You just see weird projections of your own junk. Instead of talking to each other, you go off the rails and act grubby and make stupid choices... You know if I read more Russian novels, then...

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Paul: Just making an observation.

Nic: Yeah? Well I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!

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Laser: Why did you donate your sperm?

Paul: Because it seemed more fun than donating blood.

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Paul: It's hard enough to open your heart in this world. Don't make it harder.

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Jules: I wish you were gay, you'd be much more sensitive.

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Paul: I'm just weird that way.

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Nic: So, are you straight now?

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Paul: Shut the front door!

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Nic: Look, we have to be smart about this. You know, if we act like grubby bitches, we're just gonna make it worse.

Jules: I know.

Nic: Let's just kill him with kindness and put it to bed.

Jules: I'm with you, honey. We're gonna get through this, okay?

Nic: I love you, chicken.

Jules: I love you, too, pony.

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