- Himself - Presenter: Coming up: Jennifer Ellison is feeling a little cut up, and a school class votes on which of their teachers should completely vanish!
- Self - Presenter: Still to come: The votes are in.
- [Stephen leads a nervous looking woman up onto a stage]
- Self - Presenter: This teacher is going to completely disappear.
- Self - Presenter: So, the votes have been counted, and it's unanimous: Mrs. O'Conner is going to be vanished.
- [the camera pulls out, revealing a nervous-looking woman beside Stephen. She's wearing a white silk blouse, black skirt, black tights, and high heels]
- Self - Presenter: How do you feel?
- Teacher: A bit nervous! Is it going to hurt?
- Self - Presenter: No, it'll be very quick. But I don't want you to mess up your clothes. Why don't you slip off your blouse and skirt and leave them here?
- [Nodding, Mrs. O'Conner unbuttons her blouse]
- Self - Presenter: Today, we're making Mrs. O'Connor vanish, but later in the series it could be your teacher - or your mum!
- [Mrs. O'Connor slips off her blouse, revealing a black lacy bra]
- Self - Presenter: Look out for the address at the end of the show.
- [Mrs. O'Connor unzips her skirt, and steps out of it, revealing black lacy panties, suspender stockings, and high heels]
- Self - Presenter: That's better. You have lovely boobs, Mrs O'Connor.
- Teacher: Oh!
- [Blushes]
- Teacher: Thank you.
- Self - Presenter: Let's go make you disappear.
- Teacher: Oh... wow...
- [Stephen places a hand on her bare back, and guides her towards the stage]
- Self - Presenter: [Stephen and Mrs. O'Connor go up the steps to the stage. The audience is applauding] Mrs. O'Connor is being a great sport, and since you all voted for it, she's agreed to be completely vanished.
- [Mrs. O'Connor's heels click on the wooden stage. In the middle is a low platform, and on it an upright wooden doorway]
- Teacher: I can't believe I agreed to this!
- [Stephen leads her to the doorway, having her stand inside]
- Self - Presenter: We're just going to make sure you don't change your mind, okay?
- [Handcuffs are fixed in the top corners of the doorway, and Stephen guides her arms up to them]
- Self - Presenter: How does that feel?
- Teacher: [the cuffs are closed, trapping Mrs. O'Connor in place] Okay, I guess?
- Self - Presenter: What a great sport. Now, you can see all of Mrs. O'Connor's body.
- [Stephen stokes her belly]
- Teacher: Oh!
- Self - Presenter: And let's show you the back.
- [Stephen steps down, and gently pushes. The whole platform rotates, showing the audience all sides of Mrs. O'Connor]
- Self - Presenter: You can see that Mrs. O'Connor's lovely body is handcuffed in place, right in the middle of the doorway.
- [the platform stops rotating, with Mrs. O'Connor facing the audience again]
- Self - Presenter: We're going to put a light behind her.
- [a stagehand brings out a bright light, and places it behind Mrs. O'Connor]
- Self - Presenter: And then this goes in front.
- [a second stagehand comes out carrying a translucent screen, which he fixes in front of the teacher. Her silhouette is clearly visible]
- Self - Presenter: Still okay, Mrs. O'Connor?
- Teacher: Yes, I think so.
- [the silhouette shifts]
- Teacher: Are you really going to make me disappear?
- Self - Presenter: That's up to your class.
- [Turns to the audience]
- Self - Presenter: Do you really want me to make the lovely Mrs. O'Connor disappear?
- [the audience cheers "Yes!"]
- Self - Presenter: Well, I guess that's what we'll do.
- [Stephen slowly rotates the platform once more, revealing Mrs. O'Connor's back again, then turning it back to the front so that only her silhouette is visible]
- Self - Presenter: Mrs. O'Connor, I want you to count down from five.
- Teacher: Oh, wow... 5... 4...
- [the light gets brighter]
- Teacher: 3... 2...
- [the light gets very bright]
- Teacher: 1...
- [the paper screen suddenly catches light, and burns away. The door is empty, and there is no trace of Mrs. O'Connor. The audience cheers and applauds]
- Self - Presenter: She's completely vanished!
- [Stephen steps forwards, and picks something up from the floor - Mrs. O'Connor's bra and panties]
- Self - Presenter: And wherever she went, she left these behind.
- [He winks]