- Sue Ellen Ewing: [J.R. shoved open her bedroom door] Don't you have the decency to knock? I'm not feeling very well.
- J.R. Ewing: Oh? What's the matter, Sue Ellen? Did you pick up a case of whooping cough from your teenage lover?
- J.R. Ewing: You know, Sue Ellen, your choice in males have changed. There was a time, not long ago, when you'd give your all to some cowboy.
- [smirking]
- J.R. Ewing: Now it's some schoolboy.
- Jenna Wade: I know it's none of my business, but I saw the way Pam's sister, Katherine, looked at you during the Oil Barons Ball. And the way she looked at me. She'd be a whole lot happier if she scheduled me on the next flight into outer space.
- Bobby Ewing: [with a sigh] Katherine's my sister-in-law.
- Jenna Wade: Mr. Ewing, you are fair game.
- Jenna Wade: [after Pam's stint on the mechanical bull] You did well on your first try, Pam. You're a tough act to follow.
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: [haughty tone] I *am* a tough act to follow.
- Jenna Wade: [takes the challenge] We'll see.