Madea Goes to Jail (2006 Video)

Cassi Davis: Ella

Quotes 

• Madea : [Beeper goes off]  That they gotta check you.

  Ella : Check me?

  Madea : Yeah, go on head and spread em.

  [Ella slightly spreads her legs apart] 

  Madea : Ella. Spread them.

  Ella : I did!

  Madea : That's spread Ella? Drop it like its hot.

  Ella : Madea I don't want to do that in front of all these people.

  [Ella does the splits] 

  Ella : There ya go, spread that, check that.

• Ella : Is Madea here?

  Vanessa : No she's not, why don't you come back tomorrow?

  Ella : I'll wait for her.

  Vanessa : I said she's not here, Miss Ella!

  Ella : And I said I'll wait!

• Vanessa : Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you?

  Ella : Uh no dear, no dear, what I AM, is a woman who knows how to treat a man.

  Vanessa : So where is...

  Ella : I ain't got one, I ain't got one.

• Madea : Ella come on! Where' you at?

  Ella : Right now?

  Madea : Ride or die, fool! Ride or die!

  [Ella comes out of the closet] 

  Madea : Ella!

  [singing] 

  Madea : Is she up in the closet?

• Madea : [to Sonny]  I told your mama to let you ride the little bus, she said 'he don't belong on the little bus' I said 'well tell him its a SUV, he needs to be on the little bus'. I went over there one day and he came to the door wearing a helmet, a diaper, cowboy boots, eating Cap'n Crunch out of a bowl with no milk.

  Ella : How old was he?

  Madea : 28.