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"Psych" 9 Lives (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Gus: Was that guy trying to help me? Because I feel really creeped out right now.

Shawn Spencer: Dude, he put you on the creepy train headed for creepy island where the creepy natives drink creepy nectar out of creepy coconuts...

Gus: Shawn!

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Shawn Spencer: [while "channeling" the spirit of an apparent suicide victim who had just landed a role in a play] I dazzle... And I stretch. I dazzle... And I stretch.

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Gus: [after Shawn asks him to call a stress line] I don't know what to say!

Shawn Spencer: Here's a good opener... 'Hello, my name is Gus, and I have a deep seated jealousy for a tiny little boy cat.'

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Shawn Spencer: Let me tell you something. This cat here is a gift, a conduit for us to save lives. And he is more integrity in his furry little hand...

Gus: Paw.

Shawn Spencer: Paw. Than most people have in their whole... appendages. Appendages.

Gus: What?

Shawn Spencer: All of. Than most people have in all of their appendages... combined.

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Shawn Spencer: You take cats?

Wes Hiltonbock: Uh, yeah, I guess so. You two guys have a cat?

Shawn Spencer: We do, actually. It sort of like our child.

Wes Hiltonbock: I see. How you guys, uh, know each other?

Burton 'Gus' Guster: We're partners.

Wes Hiltonbock: Gotcha.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Oh, no, no.

Wes Hiltonbock: It's fine, really, I'm totally fine.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: No, we're partners in our private...

Shawn Spencer:

  • relationship. Believe it, it's been a while. We finish each other's sentences. So, tell me, Wes, uh, why would you want to give up such a handsome apartment? Do you, uh, do you not like it anymore? Ooh, Gus, good news, shower for two.


Wes Hiltonbock: Uh.

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Shawn Spencer: The man with his gun trained on you is not only a fine human being with a strong Irish hairline, he is an exemplary public servant and arguably the finest detective mind in the lower western Santa Barbara County area over the age of 35.

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Shawn Spencer: You're wrong! There is a witness. There's a cat, I wanna talk to that cat. As soon as he's finish licking himself. Wow, I'm jealous.

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[Shawn is eating in the middle of a crime scene]

Gus: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?

Shawn Spencer: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?

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Burton 'Gus' Guster: To be honest, I'm burnt. I just wanna take a nap.

Shawn Spencer: Couldn't agree with you more, buddy. I think we should lay low for a bit. No more cases.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Oh, I'm glad to here you say that. I was kind of worried about telling you.

Shawn Spencer: Don't be a silly goose. Now, we've had a talk. I think we both felt it. And look at this. Here we are.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: What is it, Shawn?

Shawn Spencer: Ok, here's the thing. The police *may* have found a body, which I *may* have picked up on my police scanner, which I *may* have brought with me.

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Carlton Lassiter: [after Shawn puts the cat in the backseat of a car where a body was found] He's peeing!

Shawn Spencer: No, he's drawing your attention to the evidence.

Carlton Lassiter: By peeing on it!

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Juliet O'Hara: What makes you think I would do anything to help you?

Shawn Spencer: Some would say it's the hair.

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Shawn Spencer: [driving] I'm telling you, the cat is NOT my new partner!

Gus: [in the backseat] Then how come he gets to ride shotgun?

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Shawn Spencer: I want to talk to that cat... once he's finished licking himself.

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Shawn Spencer: [puts ear up to cat] Oh what's that? Oh I think he wants to sit in your chair, Gus. Is that cool?

Gus: How long are you gonna keep this up?

Shawn Spencer: Until we solve the crime!

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Shawn Spencer: [shouting to McNab] McNab! Nabby!

[to Gus]

Shawn Spencer: Buzz.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Buzz? Seriously?

Shawn Spencer: It's his first name. Don't you ever talk to him?

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Why would I talk to someone named Buzz?

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Carlton Lassiter: What in the name of sweet justice are you doing at my crime scene?

Shawn Spencer: Your crime scene? That's funny, I didn't see your name on it anywhere.

Carlton Lassiter: Ha, ha. Get out!

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Carlton Lassiter: That was adequate, Spencer.

Shawn Spencer: Don't thank me. Thank the little boy cat.

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Juliet O'Hara: We're waiting for forensics to confirm, but it appears to be a suicide. Carbon monoxide poisoning. Asphyxiation.

Shawn Spencer: [holding the cat] Oh, I'm afraid the cat doesn't think so.

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Carlton Lassiter: [after a crime scene tech blows in an evidence bag] Hey, Blowy! If you want to get your spit on the evidence, why don't you just lick it?

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Shawn Spencer: I'd like to talk to that cat... as soon as he's finished licking himself.

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Carlton Lassiter: There are no witnesses.

Shawn Spencer: I'd like to talk to that cat - as soon as he's finished licking himself.

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Henry Spencer: All you gotta do is turn something upside down to make it right side up.

Young Shawn: And then...

Henry Spencer: you get your prize!

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