Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
Who's That Talking to Lenny? (2006)
Brian Murphy: Alvin
Quotes
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[first lines]
Nora : And that's supposed to entertain the over-sixties. I hope they think it's been worth waiting sixty years.
Billy : Give us a chance. It looks better in costume.
Alvin : And with all the pizazz, the lights, the music...
Nora : The audience leaving.
[Nora leaves]
Billy : Do you think she can smile? Do you think her muscles have gone slack?
Alvin : Huh. Have you seen her corsets? I don't think there's a chance for anything to go slack.
Billy : Hey, she was married to Wally for fifty years. I don't think *he* raised a smile.
Alvin : He was probably waiting till she was in a good mood.
