Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Swan Man of Ilkley (2005)

Brian Murphy: Alvin

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Alvin : Hello. Come on if you're ready. Stir yourself.

  Nora : Ooh. You realize, I'm only learning to do this for charity.

  Alvin : Get on with it.

  Nora : Suppose somebody's looking.

  Alvin : It's just you and me.

  Nora : Yes, and I don't want that word spreading round either.

  Alvin : Look, I'm not going to brag about it.

  [turns on the music] 

  Alvin : Come on, Twinkle-Toes, follow me.

• Alvin : The thing about Rita Hayworth was she was just my size.

  Clegg : Alvin, you shrunk Rita Hayworth?

  Billy : What did Aly Khan have to say?

  Alvin : It wasn't his Rita Hayworth. This was a lass from Macclesfield.

• Lenny : [about Nora Batty]  Where did *that* come from? Did somebody rub an old lamp?

  Alvin : You get used to her.

  Billy : You what?

  Alvin : Well, her husband must of got used to her.

  Billy : He *died*! D'you think that's getting used to her?