- Clegg: The female form was always a mystery to me. Anything else you acquire with moving parts, you get a owner's manual.
- [last lines]
- Clegg: So. You didn't find a McDonagh.
- Billy: We found a dog.
- Alvin: It's not only tights. Billy looks great in a skirt.
- Billy: Bog off!
- Truly: Heh. Three offers of marriage and one for a weekend in Blackpool before we could get him back into some trousers.
- Billy: They're lying. It was a weekend in Cleethorpes.
- Clegg: The female form was always a mystery to me. Anything else you acquire with moving parts, you get an owner's manual.