Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The McDonaghs of Jamieson Street (2005)

Brian Murphy: Alvin

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Alvin : [skateboarding through town]  Look! Miss Batty!

  Alvin : [skateboards past Nora, and crashes into shop]  Gangway! Watch out! Oh!

  Nora : Are you all right?

  Alvin : I'm Alvin, survivor of spills.

  Nora : You must be mental.

  Alvin : Also, possibly mental.

• [last lines] 

  Clegg : So. You didn't find a McDonagh.

  Billy : We found a dog.

  Alvin : It's not only tights. Billy looks great in a skirt.

  Billy : Bog off!

  Truly : Heh. Three offers of marriage and one for a weekend in Blackpool before we could get him back into some trousers.

  Billy : They're lying. It was a weekend in Cleethorpes.

• Alvin : What about the stirring of your hormones?

  Ivy : Stir your tea!

  Nora : We never had hormones in our day.

  Truly : You must've had one or two.

  Nora : Nothing that could get past a good corset.