Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Plenty of Room in the Back (2006)

Brian Murphy: Alvin

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Alvin : Instead of traveling by bicycle, I might have been a Greek shipping millionaire.

  Billy : Tha's not even Greek.

  Truly : He could lie! I mean if, if people saw him dancing and breaking a few plates he might get away with it.

  Alvin : I'm speaking hypothetically.

  Billy : That's Greek for a start.

  Alvin : Assuming I was born Greek.

  Clegg : Uh, did your mother know you were Greek? I mean, as far as I know she never went farther than Bridlington.

  Truly : Well, maybe he could be a Bridlington shipping millionaire.

  Alvin : It's not the same, is it? I'm talking oil tankers and love affairs with opera singers.

  Billy : Have you seen the size of opera singers! Tha'd need the bicycle just to give her a cuddle.