"Last of the Summer Wine" How to Remove a Cousin (2006)

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Director:

Alan J.W. Bell

Writer:

Roy Clarke (written by)

TV Series:

"Last of the Summer Wine" (1973)

Original Air Date:

13 March 2006 (Season 27, Episode 2)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

Plot Keywords:

Elderly | Sitcom | Countryside | Eccentric | Old Man

Cast

Peter Sallis	...	Clegg
Frank Thornton	...	Truly
Keith Clifford	...	Billy
Brian Murphy	...	Alvin
Kathy Staff	...	Nora
Robert Fyfe	...	Howard
Colin Farrell	...	Cousin Aubrey (as Col Farrell)
Jean Fergusson	...	Marina
Burt Kwouk	...	Entwistle
Josephine Tewson	...	Miss Davenport
Juliette Kaplan	...	Pearl
Mike Grady	...	Barry
Sarah Thomas	...	Glenda
June Whitfield	...	Nelly
Tom Owen	...	Tom

Quotes:

[first lines]
Billy: Hey, do you think Alexander the Great used to have a pack lunch?
Clegg: Oh, you can't go conquering without a pack lunch. They couldn't drop in to a Jumbo Burger.
Truly: History never gets down to these revealing details, like, uh... did the man have a painful corn, so he had to wear sandals?
Alvin: He'd have a corn specialist amongst his retinue, and an ear, nose and throat guy.
Billy: He died young, though, didn't he?
Truly: Well, maybe his corn went septic.
Clegg: Well, I expect if they were riding all day they probably got their corns somewhere else.
Billy: Stands to reason he'd have a pack lunch. I'll bet his mother said, "You can't go conquering the known world on an empty stomach."
Truly: Aye. "Keep off those oily foreign foods," she said. "Eat your greens."
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